We Named It The Computer Mouse Because It Fit So Comfortably In Our Hands And It Reminded Us Of Ancient

I only have three days left to get my deposit 😭

guards! seize and edge that fool!

Art by Artem Chebokha

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going to college to become a newspaper delivery boy

hey girl *starts bleeding out all over ur bathroom floor*

Manslaughter sounds like it should be a way worse crime than murder. You didn’t just kill that guy you slaughtered him like the hog. It’s like if there was a even less-punished version of jaywalking called traffic massacre

i don't think it's unreasonable to want music to travel down my ears and reverberate in my chest until im positively vibrating with sounds and explode into music shaped confetti it'd be really cool if that happens