As Much As This Semester Sucked (two Hurricanes Will Fuck Up Just About Anything) I Somehow Managed To

gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor

wait important survey question how old are you and did you get your high school class schedules on paper or electronically?? because i’m 26 and facebook just reminded me that i used to get a physical letter with my high school class schedule on it and it made me feel ancient and decrepit

tried to touch grass and broke my elbow. the world continues to be cruel

i wont talk about my feelings but i will instead be very passive aggressive and sad about them

my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant person wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and they want to call it a baby it’s a baby. if they're 20 weeks and they want to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if they're 39 weeks and call it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was their baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

tumblrs for you page is wonderful when you follow real friends on here. one of yall likes poetry posts? my feed is full of poetry. fluff aus? nice and wholesome. dogs and cats? my hero academia? sure, thats all great.

if the person liking daddy kink posts could slow down a bit though, thatd be great.

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry