People Who Close Caption Youtube And Tiktok Videos But Add Weird Fonts That Make The Text Almost Entirely

Reblog Gal Gadot as Batman for 10,000 years of good luck

just got stung by a wasp in my own fucking bed. the universe is a cruel place

day 18 with a broken elbow. wondering when i will be able to use doorknobs again

hey sorry your girlfriend erased you from her brain. yeah she didn’t want to absorb your soul so now she doesn’t remember you at all. however her mouth does still remember how to say your name even though she has no idea you exist. yeah she called for you when she was dying but on a conscious level she doesn’t know about that. sorry

im usually a two-aleve-and-i'll-be-fine kind of person but today is a three-advil-two-extra-strength-tylenol-and-a-wearable-heating-pad kind of day

Welcome to the gun show >:y

gideon the ninth has solidified to me that all lesbians should have swords. thank u