Potion That Makes You Breathe

(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

guess you could call it my spring break ahaha

tried to touch grass and broke my elbow. the world continues to be cruel

i've only had two shifts and i already want to quit my job

tumblr should let me mute people without blocking them PLEASE

bumping your OCs ages up every few years because they’re starting to feel like infants to you. reblog if you agree. 

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Mane you said this was a booby trap!!! Aint no titties in here this is a pit of spikes I’m bleeding everywhere the fuck!!!

heye every one.