What horny thoughts are you thinking now?
oooh youre putting me on the spot nd now im all shy on my ownnn account ?! shame shame (jokes)
but my thoughts are pretty soft atm.. its storming pretty bad where m at so ive been thinking about some cute cuddly stuff all day <3 just keeping each other warm in bed, its all innocent spooning at first, our touches are all sweet until the big spoon just starts humping into me .. the touch is honestly so casual and idle that i barely realize it, too busy trying to keep warm and listen to your soothing voice ..until it gets rougher and rougher before i know it ofc <3
or we can watch a movie, a blanket over our laps.. a hand finds its way into my lap, casually touching me until i get all squirmy. nd when i get loud theyll just turn to me and go 'shhh, i'm trying to watch the movie!' pretending like they arent making a mess of me under the sheets @_@ dkjgkfdg..
Hey man you look like you had a long day, come sit on the couch with me. Oh yeah, just get comfy and relax I know you must be stressed out, here let me massage you a bit. It’s totally not weird I don’t know what you mean, yeah like doesn’t it feel so good when I give you these head scratches, behind your ears too?
Aww you seem like you’re already less tense, do you want a treat? What no man I didn’t say that in a patronizing way, I just mean like a snack. You’re so sensitive haha, anyways before I give you your treat you gotta raise your paw. What I’m not treating you like a dog? I’m just joking around, no need for you to get all mad. Why are you getting up, aww come on sit boy! Oh my god you’re so red, it’s just a joke dude, don’t you want your treat puppy?
Oh my god you’re so dramatic; are you seriously going to have a fit over some stupid joke? I mean if I didn’t think you were red from being mad I would think it’s because you liked this. Yeah you like being talked down to like a fucking dog? Oh yeah keep denying, I totally believe you. Hey come back here, let me just- hey sit still, yeah stop fucking fighting I just need to click this collar into place. Aww you look adorable, are you embarrassed puppy? Stop avoiding eye contact look at me. Dude this is what you are, I don’t care if you protest it, you’re just a pathetic fucking dog.
Everybody wants a trans boyfriend until he asks if you see him as a man every five minutes
underwear sniffers make the world go round
I dont need attention anymore actually
can scientists give me an estimate of when we can get pregnant by straps ? and can it be [checks hypothetical wrist watch] done by tomorrow?
ok.. thank you
i’d love to do the bdsm quiz and share the results but it doesn’t have any questions regarding being bred until cum is dripping down my thighs into a puddle for me to grind my boycunt into so it just feels inaccurate