Using "what Were YOU Doing At The Devils Sacrament" To Mean "yeah I Made An Embarrassing Reference But

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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1 year ago

Let me kiss your scars.

I know it won't fix or erase the pain that caused them, but maybe, if only for a moment, it will make you forget.

Maybe, if only occasionally, you will see those scars and remember how much you are loved rather than the hatred and fear that put them there.

Let me kiss your scars.

Let me kiss your stretch marks.

Let me kiss all the things you hate most about yourself.

Let me make you feel as beautiful and precious as you are in my eyes.

I know I can't erase how the world has hurt you, but maybe, if only for a moment, it won't hurt quite as much.

Please kiss my scars.

My skin is a mosaic of scar tissue, all from my own choices, many from mistakes.

Please kiss my scars.

It won't erase the pain that put them there, but maybe, if only for a moment, looking at them won't hurt quite so much.

Please kiss my scars.

Make me feel as beautiful as you say I am.


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5 months ago
image is a graphic of a chart, four columns across, three rows down, featuring three Canadian political parties: The New Democratic Party, the Liberal Party, and the Conservative. Chart indicates if each party offers policies that "meaningfully beneficial"; outlined here as defined as: "a collective plan or policy, either proposed or passed as of 2019 or later, that is a net positive for the overall quality of life of impacted individuals or otherwise removes or reduces existing obstacles and barriers".

The second row addresses Healthcare. The parties score as follows:
NDP. Yes: 1. Long-term funding for the Public Health Agency of Canada. 2. Extend healthcare services to include universal dental care; working with provincial partners, health professionals and dentists to develop a roadmap to incorporate universal dental care into Canada’s public health care system, and immediately deliver dental care coverage for people who don’t have any private insurance. 3. Prescription medication for mental health care will now be available free of cost to Canadians. 4. Federal re-investment in our health system to include eye care, hearing care, and Canadians struggling with infertility. 
Liberal: Yes: 1. Reduce wait times for healthcare. 2. Increase wages for personal support workers. 3. Ensuring Canadians have access to a family doctor or nurse practitioner. 4. Increase access to mental health services. 5. Modernize the health care system with standardized information.

Conservative: No. 1. Support rights for doctors, nurses, and others to refuse to participate in, or refer their patients for abortion, assisted suicide, or euthanasia. 2. Will not support any legislation to regulate abortion. 3. Will prohibit life altering medicinal or surgical interventions on minors under 18 to treat gender confusion or dysphoria. 4. Will not commit to keeping social programs like pharmacare. 5. There are no specifications on how the Conservative Party will fund or improve healthcare.

The third row addresses Education.
NDP: Yes. 1. Making post-secondary education part of our public education system. 2. Moving away from loans and significantly increasing access to non-repayable Canada Student Grants. 3. Permanently removing interest on all federal student loans. 4. Working towards a future where tuition is free.

Liberal: Yes: 1. Increase the repayment assistance threshold to $50,000 for Canada Student Loan borrowers who are single. 2. Permanently eliminate the federal interest on Canada Student Loans and Canada Apprentice Loans to support young Canadians who choose to invest in post-secondary education. 3. Increase the refundable tax credit to 25% (from 15%). 

Conservative: No. 1. Removing post-secondary education funding from the Canada Social Transfer (federal funding distributed to provinces and territories) and creating an independent Canada Education Transfer (burden of funding is placed upon the provinces and territories). 2. Implementing Income Contingent Loans and providing a preferred interest rate on student loans post-graduation.

The bottom text reads: Don't FAFO. Be informed about the policies you’re voting for. For example: These polices are collected from sources dated between 2019 and 2024 and may have been updated since. Be sure to read up on the latest!
image is a graphic of a chart, four columns across, three rows down, featuring three Canadian political parties: The New Democratic Party, the Liberal Party, and the Conservative. Chart indicates if each party offers policies that "meaningfully beneficial"; outlined here as defined as: "a collective plan or policy, either proposed or passed as of 2019 or later, that is a net positive for the overall quality of life of impacted individuals or otherwise removes or reduces existing obstacles and barriers".

The second row addresses Homelessness / Poverty, and Housing Support. The parties score as follows:
NDP: Yes: 1. Create more social housing and other affordable options. 2. Work with the provinces and municipalities to fast-track the purchase, lease and conversion of hotels and motels for emergency housing relief until more permanent, community-based solutions are available. 3. Expand income security programs, beginning with seniors and people living with disabilities, to build towards a future where all individuals residing in Canada have access to a guaranteed livable basic income."
Liberal: Yes: 1. Introduce a new Rent-to-Own program to help make it easier for renters to get on the path towards home ownership while renting. 2. Work with Indigenous partners to co-develop an Urban, Rural, and Northern Indigenous Housing Strategy. 3. Increase funding to the National Housing Co-Investment fund by a total of $2.7 billion over 4 years.
Conservative: No. 1. Assisting in the provision of shelters and by recognizing, addressing and seeking solutions to contributing factors of homelessness. 2. Withhold transit and infrastructure funding from cities until sufficient high-density housing around transit stations is built and occupied. Cities will not receive money for transit until there are keys-in-doors. 3. Cut the bonuses and salaries, and if needed, fire the gatekeepers at CMHC if they are unable to speed up approval of applications for housing programs to an average of 60 days. 

The third row addresses Drug Crisis Support.
NDP: Yes. 1. Work with the provinces and health professionals to create a safe supply of medically regulated alternatives to toxic street drugs, support overdose prevention sites and expand access to treatment on demand for people struggling with addiction. 2. Declare a public health emergency and commit to working with all levels of government, health experts and Canadians to end the criminalization and stigma of drug addiction, so that people struggling with addiction can get the help they need without fear of arrest, while getting tough on the real criminals - those who traffic in and profit from illegal drugs. 3. Launch an investigation into the role drug companies may have played in fueling the opioid crisis, and seek meaningful financial compensation from them.

Liberal: Yes. 1. Introduce a comprehensive strategy to address problematic substance use to end the opioids crisis. 2. Invest $500 million to support the provinces and territories in providing access to a full-range of evidence-based treatment, recognizing that successful treatment is not determined by long-term abstinence. 3. Support provinces and territories in creating standards for substance use treatment programs so that Canadians can access quality and evidence-based support when they need it most. 4. Support the many lower-risk and first-time offenders by reforming the Criminal Code to repeal relevant mandatory minimum penalties and requiring police and Crown prosecutors to consider diverting individuals out of the criminal justice system.

Conservative: Yes: 1. Invest $325 million over the next three years (2021 - 2024) to create 1000 residential treatment beds and build 50 recovery community centres across the country. 2. Partner with the provinces to ensure naloxone kits are available for free across Canada. 3. Revise federal drugs and substance abuse policies to focus on recovery and harm reduction.

The bottom text reads: Don't FAFO. Be informed about the policies you’re voting for.

Don't Fuck Around and Find Out. Be informed about the policies you're voting for.

Exceedingly summarized positions from three of Canada's parties based on information either readily available on each party's website (NDP, Liberal, Conservative), or otherwise found through articles.

Don't just take this chart at face value. At the time of this post, none of these parties have released their official 2025 election year platforms.

Also as a way to make politics slightly more bearable, take a shot every time Pierre Poilievre says "Trudeau" in a public statement or social media post. Happy holidays 🍻


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9 months ago

Once you acknowledge the feeling it’s easier for it to fade away. Unless the feeling is gay. Ever since i realised i’m gay i only kept gaining gayness it’s like levelling up.

6 months ago
"tragedies: The Love Was There"
"tragedies: The Love Was There"
"tragedies: The Love Was There"
"tragedies: The Love Was There"

"tragedies: the love was there"

3 weeks ago
Pink Calcite From Chenzhou Prefecture Hunan Province China

Pink Calcite from chenzhou prefecture Hunan province China

Photo: Future Mineral

8 months ago

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

6 months ago

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

1 year ago

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

3 months ago

dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

1 year ago

People like fantasy gods right???? What if they're gay??? Do people like gay gods?????? Guess I'll find out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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The Chicken Man

I do not possess chickens :( sometimes I write silly stories, other times I don't! let's just see where this goes lol

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