I am not going to tag this but we all know which fandom is at fault here
Anyway. I've done a knitting
Uk govt getting awful clise to labeling itself extremest đ
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
ppl on tiktok will go hear me out cake...BEN ACTORYOUDONTCAREABOUT đłđłđłđłđ«Łđ«Łđ«Łomg im soooo sorry ahahaha this is CRAZY and then i go to tumblr and the first post is a poll like smash or pass: kotva department store and smash is 92%
Who nneeds sleep when you can stay up all night
in a kinder world i live in an i spy page
not to go all cringe on main but fictional characters have genuinely helped me through some of the worst shit in my life n iâll forever be grateful to fiction for giving me comfort when iâve needed it most
I HATE IT WHEN RHAELYA FANS SAY THAT ELIA WANTED RHAEGAR TO TAKE LYANNA AS A SECOND WIFE.
UHM???? FUCK NO!
DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THIS.
first of all, elia was the only daughter of the RULING PRINCESS OF DORNE. do people think her mother sent her off to kingâs landing to be disrespected? to be humiliated? NO. she was sent there to be the next fucking queen. aside from political ambitions, the princess of dorne was canonically friends with both joanna AND rhaella. she entrusted her daughter to her friendâs son.
second, elia knew how different the rest of westeros treated their women. sure, dorne isnât the land of equal rights and milk and honey and all that shit but she definitely enjoyed more rights and higher standing back in sunspear, especially as the daughter of house martell. she knew how precarious her status can be despite being the crown princeâs wife. what fucking good would it do to her if she allowed her husband to forcibly break a betrothal between two MAJOR houses? to basically declare to the entire world and in history forevermore that she wasnât enough for her husband and he had to get another wife?
third, HER CHILDREN??? she gave rhaegar two healthy babies. maybe she could have given him more had she gotten proper care (no, i do not fucking trust pycelle. heâd probably been sabotaging rhaellaâs and eliaâs pregnancies to please tywin). rhaegar getting another wife and thus having legitimate children not hers would put aegon and rhaenys IN DANGER. sure maybe lyanna would be oh so kind enough to not contest their inheritance but do people forget the STAB alliance??? the dance???
fourth, er the mere fact that lyanna was betrothed to robert fucking baratheon? disregarding the entire shit about lya running off (or not) with a married man after shitting on robert for being a manwh0re, YOU DO NOT JUST BREAK AN ALLIANCE BETWEEN TWO MAJOR HOUSES. even if the crown had a good reason to do so (which they didnât), it was an agreement between house stark AND house baratheon. they DO NOT get a say in it. lord, this is contract law 101. robertâs rebellion was built on a lie my ass. the rebels had every good reason to rebel bro.
I CAN GO ON FOREVER BUT ILL JUST BE MAD
Pure fluff
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(I might expand on this in the future, but I make no promises!)
In their second year, Izuku and Shouto started dating. For Shoutoâs birthday, Izuku booked them a lesson with a master soba-maker, after hearing his boyfriend wishing he knew how to make his favorite food himself. Shouto was absolutely elated by the gift, even though their classmates wouldnât have known it if it wasnât for the absolutely filthy kiss he gave Izuku as a thank-you.
The day of their date, Shouto woke Izuku up at 6am, too excited to sleep in any longer despite their lesson being at 11 and less than an hour away by train. Thankfully, Izuku had expected this, and was ready to go when Shouto knocked on his door (and Shouto instantly fell in love with him a little more for that). The trip there was mostly a blur; Shouto finally understood why his boyfriend would shake from excitement, although Shoutoâs version of that was just him shaking his foot. He was so nervous he thought he might float away, but Izukuâs fingers intertwined with his kept him grounded and present. He hadnât even mentioned his nervous excitement, but the fact that Izuku could tell and knew exactly how to help made Shouto feel like he could float away for entirely different reasons. Their train arrived at their stop and Shouto practically dragged Izuku out, worried that theyâd somehow get stuck in the car and miss their reservation if they didnât run there. But, judging by Izukuâs cheerful laughter, he didnât mind a bit; it wasnât like it was hard or anything, not with their extensive training or Izukuâs quirk.
Thanks to his insistence on running, they reached the soba classroom with plenty of time to spare. The exterior looked like a modest, traditional home, with a design rather similar to his home, but even from the outside, Shouto could tell how much warmer the atmosphere was. It made him feel like he shouldnât go inside, like his presence alone would destroy the pocket of peace inside; he didnât get long to stew in his own insecurities, not when Izuku grabbed him by the arm and pulled him inside, his shining smile vaporizing any hints of self-doubt in Shoutoâs mind.
When they met the soba master, Shouto's first thought was that he was a very grandfatherly old man, and he welcomed the boys warmly, saying how he was absolutely delighted to see that "the younger generation is still interested in traditional cooking techniques." His appreciation for the couple signing up for his lessons only encouraged Shouto to work even harder, all because he wanted to make the man proud. Shouto and Izuku paid full attention to the small lecture the master had for them, all about the different ingredients, how to make the soba, the different ratios used for it; Shouto felt like Izuku with how much he was writing in his notebook. But he loved every minute of the lecture, loved learning every little detail of what made his favorite dish so good.
After the lecture, they were led into a different room with cooking stations where they would be making their own attempts at soba. Shouto executed each step with as much care and attention as he possibly could, not wanting to disappoint the soba master. The first time the master stopped him to point out something wrong, though, Shouto felt his face flush in shame. But before he could apologize for messing up, the master began correcting him with gentle words, even assisting Shouto so he could feel the proper motions for kneading and shaping the dough.
Shouto had never had someone teach him so softly before; he was used to Endeavor's harsh correction, being told to figure out what he did wrong on his own, and each failed attempt was met with more punishment. But the soba master never once treated him like that. It was always soft correction, detailed explanations of how to do better, and encouragement for each improvement, even when it wasn't perfect. His physical correction was even gentle, and Shouto never felt bad letting him take over. Several times Shouto felt himself tearing up and looking over to Izuku for comfort; and each time, Izuku would get concerned and silently ask if he was okay, nodding with a smile when Shouto said he was more than okay, this was happy crying.
After the very long process of making the dough, shaping it, and cutting the noodles (Shouto had accidentally made his too wide, but the master had simply laughed and said to tell everyone "you like bigger noodles!"), the master finally showed them how to cook the soba noodles. It only took 60 seconds to cook the soba, but Shouto watched with barely contained excitement the entire time, tightly clinging to Izuku's hand to keep himself calm. And then, after the soba was plated, the boys were seated, and the soba sauce was made, they were finally allowed to taste the product of their labor. Shouto had to take deep breaths before tasting his soba, but when he finally did, it was like he felt complete. It didn't matter that the noodles were uneven, that he would prefer his soba to be thinner, or even that the noodles were cooked more in some places, Shouto swore he had never tasted better soba in his life. There was something about eating something he had worked so hard on that had him tearing up, and with the soba master in a different room preparing more soba, Shouto felt no shame in burying his face in Izuku's shoulder to silently let his tears fall.
"This was the best birthday gift ever," Shouto mumbled, his voice muffled and barely intelligible through his croaky throat, "Thank you, Izuku."
âYouâre welcome, Sho. But why are you crying?â
âIâŠI donât know. I think, I think I like making something on my own. It makes me feelâŠlike I did something worthwhile.â
âOh, Shouto,â Izuku sighed and tilted his head up, placing a soft kiss to Shoutoâs forehead that had him tearing up more. âIâm so happy you liked it. And youâre really good at it too - Sensei did say that you could be a soba master yourself with some practice!â
âPracticeâŠâ Shouto muttered, discreetly drying his eyes on Izukuâs shoulder before lifting his head. He could feel something flooding through him, something that made him want to work hard - something like the way he used to feel about being a hero, when he was 5 and watching All Might with his mother. It wasâŠhe wanted to try making soba again, he was determined to make a perfect bowl of soba, one that would make Izuku and the soba master proud. He had never felt so determined in his life, but, wellâŠwhen Todoroki Shouto wanted to do something, he went all out. Like, he completely remodeled his room in a single afternoon - it'd be foolish to think he wouldn't give something as important as soba his all.
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âShouto-kun, youâve perfected the cone-shape of the dough. And you almost managed to roll the dough out perfectly flat - remember, use the top part of your knuckles and really practice that V-shape when rolling.â
A wave of pride surged in Shoutoâs chest at the soba masterâs praise. Ever since that fateful day, Shouto had scheduled lessons twice a month with the soba master. He would practice several times between lessons, so much that Bakugou had threatened to âwrap these limp noodles around your throat and strangle you with themâ if Shouto attempted to feed him another serving of soba. Shouto had scolded him for even thinking of disrespecting the craft of soba like that, but it seemed like Bakugou understood his disrespectful actions if the scream he let out was anything to go by.
But Shouto respected his friendâs boundaries, and it would be better to get feedback from a larger sample group anyway, so he scheduled days of the week where he would give samples to different classmates. Sato and Yaoyorozu gave the best feedback thanks to their culinary expertise, so he paired them with classmates that were just excited for free food (Kirishima, Sero, Kaminari, and Uraraka). Asui could only tolerate so much soba due to her frog biology, and Tokoyami due to Dark Shadow bursting out to argue that apples should be put in soba - such a heathen. Aoyama was heavily restricted after he tried putting cheese on his. The rest were given soba at least once a week, but Shouto enjoyed cooking for Izuku the most. His boyfriend was given soba every day, and he was never put off by it, always trying it and offering Shouto praise, constructive criticism, and a kiss (which made it worth it every single time). Izuku was the only one to have ever seen or tried his very first attempt at soba, all those weeks ago with the soba master, so Shouto trusted his word as much as he trusted the opinions of the soba master.
âThank you, Sensei,â Shouto said, meaning it honestly and not just as a formality, âThis one was better than my last attempt. My classmates said it almost looked like pre-packaged soba.â
The man chuckled warmly, almost like the grandfather Shouto never had (but wished he did). âIt sounds like your friends have good judgment. Youâre almost at a noodle with a perfect, uniform thickness, which means theyâll be cooked more evenly. They're still a bit wide, but you know what we say about that.â
âIâve got a big appetite and need larger noodles to complement it.â
âThatâs a smart boy!â Sensei laughed, lightly pinching Shoutoâs arm in a way that couldnât be anything but fond, âYouâre very talented Shouto-kun. I wish my grandchildren were as interested in soba as you are - if you were my grandson, Iâd have kept my restaurant and given it to you!â
Shouto blinked, his mind reeling from the manâs words. âA restaurantâŠ? Sensei, I donât think I could ever be good enough to compare to your skills, much less enough to have a restaurant.â
âDo you not trust your Senseiâs words? I tell you, with a little more practice, youâd have the best soba in all of Japan, and Iâd have the honor of telling everyone I was your Sensei!â
âY-Youâre too kind,â Shouto felt heat radiating from his face, not sure how to respond to this level of praise, âIâm happy to just learn from you, Sensei. I love soba, and I want to make the best soba for the ones I love.â
âWell, thatâs a lofty goal - cooking for loved ones is a serious matter. Food is how men like us show our love, so the special ones in our lives only deserve the best. But I know you can do it - with a bit more practice! Now, how long should we cook these noodles for?â
The lesson ended as usual - Shouto staying until it was nearly dark, and the soba master insisting on giving him extra portions to give to his teachers as payment for staying out so late - but Senseiâs words had stuck in his mind, following him like a shadow and coming up without any warning. It was much harder to pay attention to class when daydreams of running a restaurant danced around his head - heâd have a quaint restaurant, a small space that didnât stand out, one that was only known to people âin the knowâ. He wanted a peaceful place that made people comfortable, where they could de-compress and be free from everything weighing on them. And once they were relaxed, Shouto would quietly serve them their soba. It would taste so good, it would make them forget all their worries, letting them feel completely at peace as they enjoyed their meal. No one would ever leave hungry thanks to Shoutoâs rather wide-cut soba, and heâd have portions big enough to even make Fatgum feel full. But he would also have considerably smaller portions too - he wanted everyone to feel comfortable, and that included catering to different-sized appetites.
Maybe his siblings would come by to eat, and heâd make soba just the way they liked it; heâd include two extra servings too, one for them to bring back to their mother, and the other to deliver to Touya in rehab. He would try to refuse their money, but he knew how his siblings were: Natsuo would hold Shouto back while Fuyumi forced the money into the cash register, and if he tried to give it back, sheâd coerce their mother into calling him and coercing him into taking extra payment. And then, right before the end of the day, a customer would come through the door. Shouto wouldnât even be annoyed to be cooking for someone when it was almost time to close, because he would know exactly who was gracing his doorstep: Izuku, finally finished with his patrol, coming to see Shouto before they went home together. Heâd be hungry - with a quirk that burned as much energy as his did, it would be more shocking if Izuku wasnât hungry - and Shouto would be more than happy to make a special soba for the love of his life.
The thought of cooking for Izuku alone was enough to nearly make Shouto burst into flames, but the rest of his daydreams made him feel warm and fuzzy too. He liked the idea of creating a space for people to enjoy themselves, he liked the idea of making something that made them happy, and that was something he rarely ever felt when he was thinking about his future as a hero. And that was concerning to Shouto. Being a hero was his dream, had been his dream for as long as he could remember, but he never felt that rush of excitement and fulfillment when he was training for heroics. In fact, the more he thought about itâŠShouto wasnât even sure if he wanted to be a hero, or if it was an expectation he had convinced himself that he wanted.
âYou know, itâs alright to want to do something else,â Izuku said once Shouto voiced his worries out loud, when the two of them were in the privacy of Izukuâs bedroom, âBeing a hero isnât for everyone - not that you wouldnât be a good hero! I think youâd be an amazing hero, definitely in the top 10 before youâre 25! ButâŠSho, you look so happy when youâre making soba. And you glow when you share it, especially when they like it. Iâve never seen you that happy during training, or on patrols, or anytime weâre doing hero work!â
Shouto knew that his boyfriend was trying to make him feel better, but all he felt was guilt. Was it really so obvious that he was losing his spark for heroics? What if he was rescuing a civilian, but they could tell heâd rather be anywhere else? It would be such a waste to throw away all of that specialized training for a soba restaurantâŠ
âI can see you overthinking,â Izuku giggled, cupping Shoutoâs face in his hands, kissing his nose to distract him from his spiraling thoughts, âYou donât have to completely stop being a hero. You could be a hero on some days, and run your restaurant the other days! One of my childhood favorite restaurants is only open 2 days a week, you could do something similar!â
âWould it even be worth it? What if no one comes?â
âI know theyâll come. Iâll come see you every day, and Iâll bring people with me - then I can brag about how good my boyfriend is at making soba! You donât have to actually do it, but just think about it, okay?â
âOkay,â Shouto whispered. He wrapped his arms around Izuku and pulled him down in a silent request for cuddles, one that Izuku was more than happy to grant him. He would think about it later, but right now, he was content to spend the afternoon with his boyfriend, dreaming about the soba heâd make for them later that evening.
And, one day in the future, when he thought his week couldnât possibly get any worse, heâd get compared to Endeavor one too many times and snap. Shouto already had his eye on a tiny little storefront tucked away from the main road, but after what the reporter said, he realized that dreaming about his soba restaurant before he fell asleep wouldnât cut it anymore. Once the papers were all signed, Endeavorâs credit card was liberally used for purchases (it was what Shouto deserved, he told Izuku while typing in the number from memory to order kitchenware), and the restaurant was furnished, Shouto finally opened the doors to his little soba shop.
The place quickly became a hit among his fellow heroes - turns out that Shoutoâs wide-cut noodles were âhero sizedâ, according to Kirishima. Heroes loved the ambiance of the place and recommended it to all their closest friends, making it the top "if you know, you know" spot. Shoutoâs Soba became exactly what he always dreamed it would be: a quiet place for people to de-stress and relax, with no worries out the outside world and a perfect serving of soba to top it all off.
But what topped it off for Shouto was the picture hanging on the wall of his first-ever customers: Izuku, his wonderful perfect boyfriend (almost fiancĂ©), and the soba master that taught his everything he knew - who, at the manâs insistence, Shouto was happy to call his ojiisan. It took a while after opening for Shouto to finally realize that he truly loved running the restaurant, even longer for him to overcome the guilt he felt for it. He liked being a hero, butâŠmaybe not all the time. Just when he was needed.
After all, there were plenty of heroes out there, but definitely not enough certified Soba Masters.