My Favorite Group Of Cocaine Fuelled, Lsd Licking, Heroin Sniffing, Weirdly Behaving Dysfunctional Alcoholics

Paul McCartney is fun because if you don't know anything about him then he seems oddly flavorless for a rockstar, void of the kind of flash you see with people like Bowie or Jagger or Mercury. But the moment you start learning anything about this man, you began to unravel the reality that he might be the biggest freak of them all

last week i was wearing a beatles shirt at the function and this old man came up to me and in a slightly shocked tone was like “are you a beatles fan??” and i was like “yeah!” and he was like “how did you become a beatles fan???” presumably due to the fact that i am but a youth, and i truly had no idea how to answer because the only two truthful answers were:

a) they are literally the fucking beatles, i know zero people who do not know/have not listened to any of their music

b) i saw one too many tumblr posts of people talking about wanting to impregnate paul mccartney and decided i finally had to listen to their whole discography

House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

literally why do uni profs put together the worst group project match-ups of all time. i feel like paul mccartney in get back trying to get work done while one member is off doing heroin with his new girlfriend, one is threatening to go solo and wants me dead, and one just wants everyone to get along but really does not give a fuck. meanwhile i know we gotta get up on the rooftop in 10 days and we have like five songs done

best thing you can do with a repressed character is hit them with various hammers and sharp objects until they crack open to reveal beautiful sparkling homosexuality inside. geode guy

watching old beatles interviews is so funny because paul will be talking and here comes john tickling his back or smacking his head or touching his thigh or fingering him like relax brother no one's taking him from you

listening to the album imagine (1971) by John Lennon is a rollercoaster because why are the songs like "I wish we had peace everywhere, I suck, Paul McCartney I hate you kill yourself, I love you Yoko"

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

i just. can you imagine being paul mccartney and your 81 year old younger brother is on twitter fanning the flames of your gay rumors

me when someone asks me about paul mccartney's solo career