Tiktok Beatlemaniacs Are SOOO Boring. Unless Paul Mccartney Finds This Blog And Sends Hitmen After Me

I love when this happens

i just. can you imagine being paul mccartney and your 81 year old younger brother is on twitter fanning the flames of your gay rumors

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

get this gay ass band out of my face

lets make music together and let it develop into something sexual

never not thinking about ‘how do you sleep’ because the concept of writing a diss track and being like *spits* fuck you. you and your chart-topping hits and your loving wife and friends and your dead mom, actually, while we’re at it, and your pretty face and your mass appeal music and that one conspiracy and your secret hidden messages to me and—

I've started watching House MD recently for a friend and now every time I feel a twitch in my arms or legs I imagine the zoom in on my muscles failing or something and I'll fall over and maybe just maybe when I open my eyes sweet baby boy Wilson will be there waiting to tell me I'm dying

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

random ass picture 😭 literally who’s idea was this

I hope Paul McCartney knows there are beautiful stories written in elegant prose about him getting his back blown out.