It Always Ends The Same Way

Master post of various Jules Verne characters, color-coded for your convenience:

Blue-20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

Green-Around the World in 80 Days

Red-The Mysterious Island

Orange-Five Weeks in a Balloon

Black-Journey to the Center of the Earth

Purple-In Search of the Castaways

INSTAGRAM HAS DECIDED

he accepted the bouquet AND KEPT IT

Pick some classic books and I’ll assign you a Jules Verne character soulmate, a song that matches your vibe, and a John Mulaney quote

http://www.quiz-maker.com/Q7OUWQ8DD

May I present my most oddly specific quiz to date

the gang!!!! yuh!!!!

also i just realized gloria and marnie r holding hands in the firstpic<333

No, no no no no, hold. Stop the story.

Stanley, I need you to be honest with me, now more then ever. Do you. . . Really get no bitches? None? Stanley I need you to be serious with me right now. Surely this is a joke-

It's. . . It's not? I- Stanley, I've given you story after story, adventure after adventure, and you still aren't getting any bitches? I gave you a wife Stanley, I gave you bitches! Are you just not appreciating my work for you?! Stanley, I'm starting to get seriously concerned for your health. If you still can't get any bitches after this I don't- I can't help you Stanley. Let's just- okay. Here, let's do something different this time. Okay? Okay.

Congrats to Klapollo for making it into the top 100 ships of the year despite not appearing in a game together in over a decade

I’ve made a comic adaptation of Around the World in Eighty Days for an Italian publisher I’ve always wanted to work with. This is the cover.