Pixiestixss - WhOmst

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

the holy grail

hello police? this alien child stole my kneecaps-

Friendly reminder to not punish yourself for creating. 

i see no god up here

That's what the point of the mask is.

hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

Im gonna make an announcement. Pink Diamond is a bitch ass motherfucker, She ruined my fucking life, thats right, She took her big diamond-ass ego out, and she ruined my FUCKING life, and she said her gem was "thiis big" and i said that's DISGUSTING, so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Pink Diamond you got a SMALL gem its the size of this WALNUT except WAY SMALLER and guess what my gem looks like, WHPHHHHHP Thats RIGHT BABY. ALL PINK, NO IMPERFECTIONS, NO BETRAYAL LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. She RUINED MY LIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA RUIN BEACH CITY. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET,

MY SUPER LASER POISON

Except im not gonna RUIN Beach City, im gonna go higher.

im RUINING THE EARTH!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PINK DIAMOND IM RUINING THE EARTH YOU

IDIOT

YOU HAVE FORTY ONE HOURS BEFORE THE POISON DrRDRDRDROPLETS HITS THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I FUCKING POISON YOU TOO.

I'm collecting a list of Short Stories That Fucked Us Up As Children. reblog and tell me what I'm missing.

here's the list so far:

the yellow wallpaper

all in a summer day

fever dream

the lottery

hey come on out

by the waters of Babylon

the most dangerous game

flowers for Algernon

a good man is hard to find

skin

to build a fire

silent snow secret snow

bartleby the scrivener

i have no mouth and I must scream

harrison bergeron

lamb to the slaughter

the cask of amontillado

the telltale heart

the vampyre

where did you come from, where did you go

the monkey's paw

I'll add a poll in case it helps haha