If You Know Me

Ughhh

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Well I sure miss them

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Every show ever

When a friend is starting a show that you’ve been watching for years and they tell you about how much they love a character that you know won’t survive

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I’m just saying, I think marlins are made up.

I just realized that “homeowner” has “meow” in the middle of it and now I can’t stop reading it as “ho-meow-ner”.

When daddy says no :(

To ask, “If we evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?” is akin to asking, “If America was colonized by the British, then why are there still British?”

Reading my mind