*lifts Weights So I Can Carry Bigger Dogs*

First pic I made in Febuary, the last pic of Yurio and Yuri I made in December woah

It’s everywhere

By Jared Outten

when your essay didn’t save

when your friend gets anon hate

when your phone runs out of juice

when your NOTP gets together

when you fail to make pandas go extinct

when you spill drink on your favourite shirt

when you’re stuck behind a slow walker

when your friend won’t stop trolling you

when a family member says something racist/sexist/homophobic

when a single panda stops you from taking over China

when you get sent spam

when your earphones won’t work

when you’re just done in general

Which Classic Diva Are You?

No matter what result you get, you're going to be a queen.

Everyone better take this so I can judge your result

when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”

doot doot

I forgot I rebloged that and chocked on my hot chocolate omfg

Could be used for pose references

Spider Gwen

my sense of humor:

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)

“Bees?”