YES QUEEN WORK IT LIKE RIHANNAH

me: i’m eating dirt for breakfast (kidding) (obvious) (stupid)

blogger that is in their first year of college: Okay I laughed but Actually, smashed rock particles (aka dirt) was used in a variety of ancient cultures as a form of birth control. Very renowned and respected substance. Sorry, Archaeology student here. Just thought I’d give some valuable information today.

I guess this is day 8 of inktober.

I want JJ to bang everybody, and he hasn’t even made an appearance yet. 

Also I really some someone gets the reference 

Didn’t know you were starring in the new anime “ yuri on ice! ” haha :P @therealjacksepticeye

*presses clear on calculator 10000000 times just to be sure*

So my dad took away my laptop because I wouldn’t give him the password. I wasn’t even allowed to type it in, he demanded to know the password to my personal computer because he thinks I’m “ doing things I’m not supposed to do. ” My sister is not, and never has been, held to the same standard when it came to passwords on her own phone etc. But my parents always suspect me of being “up to something” and will randomly ask to use my computer/ know the password, and when I say no, they get mad at me. In the past, they have taken away my devices and looked through them, which cased me a lot of anxiety and is part of the reason I don’t like it when people use my computer or go through the camera roll on my phone. Even as I type this, I’m being asked what I’m doing. If you think parents demanding to know the passwords to their child’s personal devices is a breach of privacy please reblog

I just walked an hour and forty minutes to get home yay

When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day