For My Fellow Solitaireheads

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

it's like he's in some king of...... 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓵𝓭𝓮𝓷 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓭𝓭𝔂

(ignore the fact that i forgot to follow you)

HIIIII NETHERDEVIL :D dw abt forgetting lol i do it too

School has just started for me so expect me to be a little less active on Tumblr (this applies to all my blogs)

Are you fucking kidding me.

Next time you feel like engaging in unhealthy coping mechanisms, remember that Mental Health Marge is out there, and she will find you

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

so BECAUSE OF THE MCYT SEXYMAN FINALE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID MCYT SEXYMEN AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT'S OVER!??” AND THEN HE CHECKED THE POLL RESULTS ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT JOE HILLS UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

THIS SHOW WAS MYHNF MJUFCKIJNG FUCKING CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Octonauts paper cut-outs

ITS HIM

Uni.