This Is Awful! Everyone Listen!

Hey.

Can someone get the porn bots to stop following me? I get unnaturally excited when someone follows me then I get sad when I have to block them (because war to porn bots!)

My cats pregnant, and I just realized that it gives me more kitty to pet!!!? How did I just realize that now?! She's so fluffy!

This idiot.

So this might be a bit long but this needs to be told (td:lr down below). So first I'm nonbinary and prefer they/them pronouns but I was born female, and is pretty obvious, this class is one of my larger ones (around forty student) and I'm sitting next to this large group of rather obnoxious boys (I'm calling them how they act) I'm listening in on their conversation as I work because they where talking to a friend of mine he was goofing around and was sitting near by, one of them shouted "hey, girl!" I was the only 'female' nearby so I turned, he asked me some stupid question I answered them told them 'and sorry but I'm not a girl' they started laughing and one said 'what are you then a boy?' 'uh, no I'm neither' I replied another said 'okay, let's see your not a girl?' And thinking I was getting to them I replied 'right.' 'and your not a boy?' 'correct I'm nonbin-' 'then I guess we'll call you an IT' 'yeah like one of those 'trans' people' and then my disgust was palpable I was already in trouble for fighting in school but at that moment I was willing to ignore this, then the bell rung after some nasty words from both sides, then they complained to the teacher before leaving and I got a in-school suspension for fighting.

(Td:lr argued with some transphobic idiots and got in trouble)

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

Truuuu. But why isn't he slitherin other than him asking not to be?

I'm so glad rivet got this I was worried something happened! (I'm the person that drew nove,chomper,and sunflower I lost the password for my old acount when I got a new phone)

Ok im sorry for the lighting, but this is nove and her readers chomper and sunflower, she’s almost as bad at names as asgore,

Chomper is mostly aggressive but he is also quiet

Sunflower is a companion and creative reader

Awwww, they’re so cute! Thanks for sharing with me!

(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

My cats giving birth!!!! Aaaaahh!

I rebloged this for more than one reason ; )

reblog if you:

like tacos

are pansexual/panromantic

consume media to temporarily escape your life

have a pet

don’t drink enough water

aren’t as nice to yourself as you should be

love penguins

no one will ever know which one applies