Dating Bokuto And Akaashi But You're Only AWARE You're Dating Akaashi-- You Just Think Bo Is Akaashi's

so the ragbros family trip to fontaine is going well.

“You think your plushies get jealous watching me fuck you?”

“Satoru, please, it’s 3 o’clock in the morning.”

“I’m just thinkin’ about their feelings, baby.”

“They’re little stuffed animals, ‘Toru, they don’t have feelings.” You blink your eyes open as you squint at him in the darkness of your room, just barely making out the silhouette and one of your squishes.

“Don’t listen to them, Carmelita, they didn’t mean it.” He loudly whispers to the squish squeezed in his arms, and you quickly sit up as you blindly reach out for him.

“Give me her! Why is she in the bed? I put her on the shelf earlier!”

“Because I wanted to hold my daughter, that’s why! Don’t be stingy!”

“You’re gonna get her dirty, Satoru!” You fight to pull her from his arms, and he whines and flips over, trapping her between his chest and your mattress while you push at his back.

“Then I’ll give her a nice bubble bath.”

“You can’t just wash her, you’ll ruin her fabric and softness. It’s a very gentle, precise process that I absolutely do not trust you with, so give me her.”

“No.”

“Yes!”

“No~”

“Satoru!”

“If you two don’t shut up, I’m going to release every single disgusting curse I’ve swallowed up to this point and let them level this entire block.”

“Suguru,” you lean over the side of the bed, making out yet another dark figure laid on the floor. “As long as the curse takes him out first then I would be okay with that.”

“Hah? You’d just let him kill your boyfriend?”

“Without a doubt, yes.”

whenever a girl gets too familiar and flirtatious with Sero, you just say "you can have him" and the poor guy is immediately on his knees with a little "don't give me away!"

smushes them together

i was on my way to the library when i noticed my shoe lace undone. i bend down to tie it but i’m having a bit of trouble since i’m carrying a tote bag that kept slipping off my shoulder as well as my lunch box and a thermos cup. this stranger comes out of nowhere and offers to carry my things while i tie my shoe lace. it was such a random little act of kindness that instantly warmed my heart and had me smiling like a fool. it made me think about how random small acts of kindness such as those could make someone’s shitty day even a little bit brighter and how lovely it is for humans to simply act kindly towards one another without expecting anything in return.

*giggles like a maniac*

forgot i had this other ver loollllllllllll

Naruto: So, Kakashi-sensei, how did you fall in love with Y/n-sensei?

Kakashi: Our eyes met…and everything else was fleeting.

Sakura: Y/n-sensei, how did you meet Kakashi-sensei?

You: oh, we were kids and I punched him. He looked at me weird.