Katsuki With Cuteness Aggression Is My New Favourite Thing

You hate yourself so loudly. You hate yourself at the top of your lungs. Your loathing for yourself permeates your speech. “Sorry I’m just rambling.” “Don’t worry about it.” “Just ignore me.” “Sorry if I’m annoying you.” “Sorry I don’t make sense.” “Sorry about that.” Sorry, sorry, sorry. You act as if you have to beat everyone else to the punch. As if the punching bag is you. If you hate yourself first, if you hate yourself loudest, then nobody will hurt you. You clapped your hands over your ears and shut your eyes and balled yourself up so that you’d never have to experience people’s loathing for you. And it meant you never heard their love. You drowned it out. You screamed your hatred over it. And you never got to hear it. 

So I got into alien stage ...and I do not know what to feel about this man in particular ..

Like I wanna love you ..I wanna read fics about you and obsess myself over you ..

But God's you have that silent red flag just peeking behind you in the corner that keeps showing up in the side of my eye

nothing but the truth

cooking some leg studies ❤️~

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

"Local girl acquires new hyper fixation and her ao3 fic count reach an all time high."

orv hcs for yjh,kdj or the Mr baldy monkey? Can be abt whatever you want

Some physical affection headcanons it is.

— Is touchy in a passive way. I know what you're thinking? How can someone be touchy passively? I'm glad you asked because I'm happy to elaborate: he always wants you within arm's reach, and on his lap is preferable. He's disinterested in everything and everyone, but whenever you stray too far out of his watch, he gets a little irritable.

He's not conscious of that, but others know to not ask anything of him when you're not around. Well, they can ask but their luck would've been increased tremendously if you were within the general vicinity.

&. Treats you like his personal plush toy, especially if you let him wrap his arms around you. He will squeeze and nuzzle and even more squeeze when something exciting happens. Whatever torment he does to his hair will be redirected towards you. He's actually not much of a kisser. If you initiated it, he will return the favour readily. However, if he has to do it himself, he gets... lazy.

Likes little jaw and neck kisses, on you or on him, it doesn't matter. He also likes it when you kiss the area below his ear and he likes it whenever his kisses make you shiver. It's adorable, make him want to squeeze you more.

&. He also idly gets handsy if he has to sit watching the scenarios for too long. Has a bad habit of fondling you during those moments. He's not even aware of what he's doing, just that you're there and well his hands get restless.

It's generally not a problem unless you make it so. If you have boobs, he likes using yours as a stress toy. Squish squish—He does manage to stay pretty proper while staying with his seniors, but once the two of you are alone, it's a free game for him.

&. If you want anything from him, it's best to ask while he's distracted. He almost certainly always says yes if you asked during those times. To this point, he has agreed to so many things he doesn't remember doing that he just goes along with whatever plan you said he promised to do with you.

Unless it's really bothersome, of course. If that's the case, he'd argue that he'd never agree to that in the first place.

&. Thinks it's adorable and funny when you get mad at him. Like... honestly, what do you even want him to do? He acts true to himself and he never once lies to you about any expectation. If he's wrong about it, then he will apologize but like... he's rarely wrong, you know. So if you get mad, that seems like a you problem.

However, he's quick to pacify you about it, albeit only after teasing you a little. If you get mad from his teasing then he finds it even funnier, please don't give him more ammo.

&. Likes taking naps with you whenever possible. He's strong enough that his time training doesn't really add to anything. Which... happens to open up a lot of free time for him. Usually goes around creating mischief or naps during these times. If you're anywhere close, you're getting nabbed into a midday nap with him.

Won't let you go until he gets his fill either. The best bet is that you stay with him until he falls asleep then somehow get your escape while he's unaware.

&. Is not jealous by nature. Not a lot of things can rile him up... unless his hair is involved. Then, it's another matter entirely. However, he does get a little territorial. He doesn't like it when anyone tramples upon his territory. Frankly, it's disrespectful and ignorant. As if they don't even know who he is.

He usually squashed any attempt to bother you pretty quickly. Usually, a glare or a release of his Status does the trick. Other than that, he doesn't really bother himself unless he's required to physically intervene. It's often nasty when that happens.

&. He often has a hand on you when the two of you are out together anyway so it's not like people don't know who you're dating >:[ How dare!!

REMUS LUPIN COMMENTATING ON GYRIFFINDOR VS SLYTHERIN GAMES (some time in 6th year)

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Remus: Welcome to the quiddich games i'm Remus Lupin and I'm forced to be here I hope you fuckers enjoy my pain

McGonagall: Remus Lupin!

Remus: *ahem* sorry miss but we're off the two terms are flying up to... hit things? Honestly im best friends with the Gyriffindor captain and fucking the beater no clue what's- OUCH MISS IM SORRY but that was uncalled for simply stating fac- OUCH-

ANYWAY our captain Potter is about to score- and missed, call me delusional but I'm pretty sure he was staring at baby Black, really Potter? Let's all thank your captain as Slytherin now have the ball thing- quaffle? Aaaannnd they score well done James WELL DONE.

McGonagall: let's move on from James please, 10 points to Slytherin.

Remus: Of course and the game begins again OH Marlene is going for the other more aggressive ball thing-

McGonagall: bludger

Remus: yes that, and she hits it! Go her that was good it went straight for the Slytherin team and OH MY GOD MCKINNON YOU DIDNT JUST WINK AT MEADOWES but that was smooth, I'm sure she was impressed... I'm being glared at LETS MOVE ON OH WOW James? Did you just SCORE I'm suprised you didn't get distracted aga-

McGonagall: REMUS LUPIN!

Remus: Aanndd 10 points go to Gyriffindor Barty is definitely not happy with that i don't know what you do but go hit those angry balls! Make a show for your boyfriend!

Now the games start again Gyriffindor is ahead wow if only Regulus Black stopped staring at someone's THIGHS WE'D BE DONE

YOURE. NOT. SUBTLE. BABY. BLACK.

Remus: ...ladies and gentlemen Miss McGonagall just laughed she can also see the pin-

McGonagall: Remus Lupin please leave

Remus: Of course miss can I just...?

McGonagall: ...just make it quick

Remus: Sirius you look so hot right now I'm gonna f-

McGonagall: SAY ANOTHER WORD AND YOURE NEVER LEAVING DETENTION

Remus: f-all in love with you even more...

McGonagall: ...

Remus: ...shit did Sirius just fall off his broom?

McGonagall: thank Merlin, Regulus caught the snitch GAME IS OVER SLYTHERIN WIN, REMUS DETENTION LEAVE NOW!

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The chaos if Remus was a quiddich commentator

(I love it)

dragon noodles!!

we all know who these dragons are :)