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I think Kai is just being unreasonable

Irene: Starting off my day with two eggs for breakfast!

Kai: Those are chocolate eggs

Irene: Diet plan just says "two eggs", so let's not get too picky

Please HELP

I had just found out that my husband and child are being kicked out of the apartment that we rented. I know it had been overdue for a couple of months but come on. How do you have the heart to kick a baby out. I am Sandy and I work 2 jobs in the next state, I have been tested positive for covid and had hence stopped going out from my quarantine room in my mother’s place. That was a week ago. I can’t even get to work to earn for my baby’s formula. Can’t even touch them, or anyone. When it really rains, it pours, I guess. Being black and positive could not be more of a terrible combination right now. I am crying I am desperate so I am asking for help here. Just for them to keep the apartment or to have somewhere to stay. I am desperate since they cannot be homeless right now, they just can’t, my baby is only a year old. Please help me, help us, help my baby girl. I have paypal and skrill. arelleslessandra@gmail.com. Please please please please please help..Also thank you doom for reminding me, yes, I am a Filipino, and my paypal will convert everything into pesos, I’m sorry. even if i changed it to usd. If this is not okay, it’s okay to not give anything out too. Thank you though for reading this far.

Me having never broken anything: what the actual hell.

Invisible Library characters as stupid things that I've done

Irene: missed her stop on the train because she was reading not once, not twice but four times on three seperate occasions

Kai: fallen down the stairs of a bookshop because he couldn't see over the top of the pile of books in his hands

Vale: set fire to a science experiment because he was bored

Silver: fallen over laughing and been too drunk to stand up again.

Everiste: missed a train so he burst into tears

Li Ming: went ice skating, fell through the frozen lake and got pnemonia

Ao Shun: got stuck three miles from home in the middle of a thunder storm because he thought he could run faster than a storm

Ao Guang: fallen into the canal because he didn't want to cycle through a patch of mud.

Baz Pitch as he swishes his cape melodramatically.

the strong urge to wear a long, blood red velvet cloak at all times. where does it come from.

This sounds so awesome! That’s a really fascinating concept, I get the involuntary historical accuracy though, it’s a bit of a pain.

Me: is writing a book set in an alternate reality in the late 19th century but weird with werewolves and steampowered everything

Also me: When were lifts invented so I can make it historically accruate?

YOUR MAIN CHARACTER HAS A FUCKING MAGICAL ROBOT ARM, SHE CAN GET IN A FUCKING LIFT IF SHE WANTS TO!!!!!!!!!!!!

This person gets how people feel about bake off. Especially British people, i know because I am a British people.

The Great British Bake Off

Nico *insane screaming*

Will *kicks down door*: WHATISITAREYOUOKAY

Nico: PAUL HOLLYWOOD JUST GAVE OUT A HANDSHAKE!

Will:

Will: Nico seriously.

Will: Who’d he give it to?!

Is that a word in his world? Cause otherwise he’d just be majorly confused like most people are with Irene.

Vale: We’re not gonna burn it

Irene: C'mon dude, you never let me burn anything

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

No cap, people with anxiety are literally so brave. Everytime you talk to someone, you show bravery. Everytime you work yourself through a panic attack, you show bravery. Anytime you do something that makes you anxious, and you get through it, you are showing how brave you are. Even if you don’t get through it, you did so good by trying. You are amazing, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.