Messaging People For The First Time Is So Hard. What Am I Supposed To Say? Like, "You Seem Really Odd

Honestly, runebears, at least the ones in Limgrave, aren't all that tough once you understand how they work. I hit em when theyre not moving and dodge when they start lifting their paws, haven't died to one yet. Even when that fucker Patches teleported me to the Mistwood, l just crouched and walked between bushes until I was out of the woods.

"Revenge bedtime procrastination" is the funniest name for a phenomenon ever but yeah I should probably stop forcing myself to stay awake longer for no reason.

Worm (2011) but theyre all muppets

So when Sabah joins the Undersiders shes literally just drawing on angry eyebrows with a felt marker

i use tumblr and ao3 quite often, and while they aren't in the same category of website really, one being social media platform while the other is an archive of internet fiction, using tumblr makes me appreciate ao3's lack of algorithm every day.

sometimes i'll zone out while using tumblr, staring at something on my desk or just getting lost in thought, but i had stopped scrolling on like, an nsfw post or whatever so now the hyperactive tumblr algo assumes that that is the only content i want to see so thats what my feed becomes. im very glad ao3 doesnt do this, i can ponder a fic and consider it heavily and when i scroll to look at the next one, it is not at all just recommending similar content to the one i happened to be staring at last.

Found this cool notepad on my grandmother's basement fridge yesterday during Easter. There's a sort of indescribable humor to it

The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined

damn some people really hate Ranni… they could never understand her like I do

(poll suggested by @germesthegenie)

if you're wondering what THE BUG MEANS (no relation to the slug), i'm referring to the point in the oil rig battle where taylor gets turned into a giant bug by her lab rat vial.

i love spoilers so bizarre and vague that they don't actually explain anything. like these people just saw a tv adaptation of 1.1 they don't even know what a trigger event is like why are we explaining how contessa dies

make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

I see a lot of that attitude in comments on wormfics. Tons of "if i had that kind of power, I would absolutely murder and harm everyone who upset me", people gots issues and seem to misunderstand that 'protagonist who murders people wantonly' is pretty boring outside of crackfics.

I was looking at old Ward comments about how people wanted Victoria to stop feeling so bad about hurting people and to start killing villains.

It reminded me of that one Batman post about how him saying he’s not comfortable with committing murder shouldn’t be controversial lol

I feel like a lot of this is also people from the worm fandom thinking that Taylor had no issues killing people, when that is literally the furthest thing from the truth. It actually took a lot for Taylor to personally kill someone (though she did have Sundancer murder several dozen people, it’s easier because she wasn’t pulling the trigger), and it clearly took extraordinary circumstances to get that far in the first place.

The S9000 involved a lot of depersonalization of the clones and the stakes to be world ending for her to causally kill them.

Clockblocker and Assault both get to embody one half of Fozzy Bear, with Assault getting the hat and Clockblocker the scarf, naturally

Worm (2011) but theyre all muppets

So when Sabah joins the Undersiders shes literally just drawing on angry eyebrows with a felt marker