Think Of Your Five Favourite Ships. Are Any Straight?

try and fail to do a kick flip on a skateboard in front of a police car, that'll show em

You are just your average INSECTOKINETIC TEENAGE GIRL who was accidentally mistaken for a SUPERVILLAIN by a diverse group of TEENAGE CRIMINALS. Your DEVIOUS (you are not a bad guy, just very smart) PLAN is to INFILTRATE the gang and UNDO it FROM WITHIN. WHAT do you do to EARN their TRUST?

So I've finally entered the Altus Plateau, by way of the Ruin-Strewn Precipice. The BGM for this area is quite nice, I must say.

I also cleared the Divine Towers of Liurnia and Caelid, the Godskin bosses there were pretty fun (ty St. Trina Sword). I did some other miscellaneous dungeons im Altus as well, mostly on the southern portion.

It was really, really fun going through the dual Tree Sentinel fight to get into the Capital Outskirts, felt like I've made real progress since fighting the one in Limgrave. Also went and got the smithing stone bell 2, so that's terribly convenient.

Oh! I also finished up the rest of Nokron, including the Valiant Gargoyle duo boss, only grabbed the first grace in the Deeproot Depths though.

I've entered Nokstella, journeying with mini-Ranni (best girl), so I suspect when next I play I'll head through there, can't say I'm thrilled to go into the Lake of Rot though.

Since Massachusetts won the poll about which state, I now ask where in the state brockton bay is!

I am not including the option to vote for Brockton not being in massachusetts because the entire premise of this poll is that it is! Get in line! in my angry wormpoll era

make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it. jerk.

Whew, just under a month since I started putting this fic down into a Google doc and it's already *way* longer than I was expecting. And I've only just finished arc 3... of 11. Satisfying as hell though :D

Can't wait to see how people react to the unposted chapters---in several weeks, lol

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

"You need someone to pretend to be a parent/guardian over the phone"

Oh boy, I'm so glad I can count on Taylor "I don't own a cell phone" Hebert for this critical task (help)

You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?

Spin to find out your problem:

(Poll submitted by @megacorpo-hyperreality)

That's you, dear viewer. Yes, you. Without any powers either. And you have to fight one. Which one would you be best able to take (in a fight)?

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

So there's a new fic on SpaceBattles that's trying something new called "Taylor Kills Nazis" where, as you may have guessed, Taylors kills Nazis (while buddy copping around with Sophia).

Some SpaceBattles commenters and, surprisingly, mods have had a lot of trouble dealing with this.

Meanwhile others approve, and have had some helpful suggestions for the author:

Anyway, the story's cool so far. Gives me Michael Mann vibes.

"Revenge bedtime procrastination" is the funniest name for a phenomenon ever but yeah I should probably stop forcing myself to stay awake longer for no reason.