So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:
A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.
What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”
After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”
This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:
Whooo day 4!: horns or halo
I am still working on the other set
......i acadintly deleted yesterday's... Sooo im combing 3 and 4 for the other set
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IT IS VERY REAL!! ALWAYS BE AWARE.
Don’t take them off when you immediately see it. Wait until you get to a different destination bc they’re trying to distract you by getting it off then abducting you. Same thing goes if you find something on your windshield, it’s a distraction so they have time to get you.
My sister is broken i mentioned the skeleton war to her and she asked me "whats that"
Not Amanda
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
I saw this step-by step tutorial of how to Gird Your Loins and it needed to be readjusted.
My Pathfinder group is starting a new campaign. We’re all making character sheets and we have a new member who has never played any table top RPG before.
New Player: Is my health just my hit die or do I add anything to it? Because I really don’t wanna walk into a dungeon with only 6 health…
Me: You add your Constitution modifier to it, I think.
New Player: Ah, 4 health… much better…
Watching spy x family
Yeet the child
Agere
Wholesome memes
Animals
Pink/pastel/aesthetic
Cute things
Art
Positivity
Kawaii decorations
Stuffies
new banner!
Day 10! Ghibly redraw...this one sucks but I tried I am nkt good at imitating styles
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