Since You Guys Like My Male Name List, Here Are Some Vintage Girl’s Names From Old Historic Documents,

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Oh no Definitely Don’t click the link

Ever wanted to read the Trollhunters books but you can't even buy them because they've apparently been taken off the market and practically from existence? Spent weeks searching for online versions before eventually giving up?

Well don't click this link!

It has all of the trollhunters side adventure books as well as the two comics in easily accessible pdf form, so we wouldn't want that to spread! Definitely do not share with your friends!

These books have a lot of really interesting characters that don't appear in the series, and we absolutely don't want more people to know about them! A single person in the whole entire fandom making occasional fanart of them is enough!

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

Reblogging because My Luck is Bad Enough as it is I’m Not adding a Generational Curse on top of that.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Haikyuu fic favourites (ongoing)

I saw everyone and their fic recs so i just HAD to make my own. On the link below you will find 160+ haikyuu fics, which u can sort by ship, word count, author, or title. They also have color tags which I will explain in just a sec because they're applied in the sheet and I don't label anything.

Google Docs

Haikyuu!! fic comp.

Haikyuu fics. Fandom,Title,Author,Words,Completed,Pairing,Notes Haikyuu!! ,<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/32143003">Does he, yo

ENJOY <3

(the most absolutest faves are orange obv, but the MOST. ABSOLUTE. FAVES. are bolded)

I'm not done adding fics to it, so um. I'll tag a new color for fics I've added? In case you guys open it and don't wanna scroll all thru. I'll find a way

i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it’’s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i’m not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i’m talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it’s literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

I just realised that I have made a mistake

Teachers care more if you use Wikipedia as a source than if you’re getting bullied.