The Further Into 2020 You Find This The Worse It Gets

And Rei never does this again so everyone is confused

(alsoinanunrelatedsidenoteQUEENMIKAlol)

For @pitviperofdoom‘s wonderful fic, Yesterday Upon The Stair. 

Seriously, I couldn’t get this fic out of my head so I started doodling and it ended up actually being something. In a sense, this is my way of saying thanks to her for writing such a wonderful story. 

At which point Jack and Maddie Immediately put away the weapons and Smile at Red Hood and say: Oh! Why thank you then! In that case we’ll be careful to Protect his Identity from here on out!

And like. Are Genuinely So Nice(TM) to him that they take his Number so they can Keep in Contact for if they ever come to Gotham Again. Also Maybe they give him some Fudge and also probably Ghost Hunting Weapons as thanks (cause like Everyone knows Red Hood is A Guns Guy, what better gift to give him as thanks for protecting their son!).

And That’s how Red Hood got Adopted by the Fentons.

(Now further out in the future though… that depends on if you wanna go with the Fentons being Good Parents or Bad Parents.

Say eventually Danny Figures out he’s a Halfa and Maybe Hides it for a While. And Depending on how the Fentons React… well his Next Phone call to Jason would be Interesting to say the least.

In the Good Timeline, Maybe the Fentons Realize that Hood is Drenched in Corrupted Ecto (Lazarus Pit Waters) and Call him over to Amity to go through the Portal with Danny for a Healing Sesh with Frostbite, Turning him into a Proper/Healthy Halfa too.

In the Bad Timeline, Danny calls Jason as he’s on the Run on the Way to Gotham, after his Parents Kicked him Out/Threatened to Vivisection him/Started Vivisecting him)

DP x DC Prompt: Delayed Reactions

Danny's powers didn't activate all at once after going into the Ghost Portal, in fact they hadn't even fully realized what happened for months. They assumed the change in appearance was just their eyes adjusting to the flashing because of how quickly it appeared then vanished again. But, as more things started happening to Danny and started changing, Danny couldn't help but wonder if maybe his accident had resulted in more than a permanent star that ran up his left arm to his heart.

He didn't tell Sam or Tucker though, after all Meta-Humans were so rare that there was no way they would believe him! Plus, if he told them then it would only be a matter of time before more people knew. So, he kept it to himself.

Which worked until Summer Break when Danny went to Gotham with his parents and Jazz for a Ghost Hunting Exp. Danny had no interest in 'Ghost Hunting' (though he had begun to do more of it after he realized that he could kind of sense and see the ghosts), so instead of listening to the expo he was going around learning more and more about the city. Gotham had some amazing other exhibits, an observatory, museums with huge space displays, and more interesting things than Ghosts.

Plus, it had the highest population of heroes!

Danny didn't expect that his second day in Gotham would end up so differently from the first one. It all started with a little girl about nine who had been crossing the street when chaos broke loose. An explosion on the next block rocked the entire city, causing Danny's skin to crawl, but what mad him sick was the fact that the explosion had thrown a car directly towards the little girl and a crowd of people.

Everybody else scattered, including the woman the girl had been walking with who seemed to forget her in an instant as they got out of the way of the car. But the little girl didn't move, just started terrified at the approaching car.

"Get out of the way!" People shouted to the girl, but unlike the rest of them Danny's instincts were screaming one thing.

Protect.

Danny ran forward as quickly as his legs could manage as he tried to beat gravity itself. Danny made it to the girl without a second to spare, wrapping her into a hug.

"Please work, please work, please work!" Danny thought, struggling to get his powers to work as he felt himself turn intangible with the girl turning intangible with him.

No sooner did his powers kick in did the car slam into the ground where they were standing before it bounced and rolled down the street, leaving a dent around the two of them but leaving both Danny and the girl untouched.

Danny let his power drop, as the girl looked at him for a second before she burst into tears and hugged him. Danny's vision swam as he hugged her back, fixing her hair.

"I gotcha, you're okay..." Danny told her, then let her go as the woman who had left her in the street called her.

The girl sniffled, then ran to the woman as Danny tried to stand. He could hear people talking, cheering and some were even applauding but it all sounded really far away. He could also hear another car approaching, but as his vision faded and his body felt as though it was filled with led nothing felt important anymore.

---

The Bats had tried to race to get to the civilians before the car hit them and had failed. Thankfully, the majority of people had managed to get out of the way to a safe distance but there was a little girl still in the road. None of them wanted to see the girl die, but they knew realistically they couldn't make it to her.

But somebody did.

No sooner did the stranger save the girl and let her go did they collapse into the middle of the street.

Suddenly it was no longer 'save civilians from a car that got partially blown up in Penguins newest scheme' but 'get the unknown Meta out of the street before his face was exposed to every media outlet throughout the city'.

Oh but Imagine Where this could Go!! Picture this:

For Some Reason, Danny is in Gotham (Maybe his Parents Dragged him and Jazz to a Ghost/Tech Convention, Maybe Jazz Started Attending Gotham Uni/Working at Arkham, Maybe he’s there to Help the Spirit of Gotham Regain some Energy, Maybe he’s there to Fix/Get Rid of the Lazarus Pit Beneath Gotham (that’s a thing right?), Maybe he’s just on Vacation, whatever) and he Runs into Jason.

They do the Spiderman Pointing meme cause “Hey you’re Dead!” And for Jason the Pit has Calmed down to the point of almost being Gone and it’s the Best he’s felt in Years while for Danny it’s like hearing a Baby Crying cause Jason’s Core is So Young/Unfinished/Deformed/Corrupted.

So they go to one of Jason’s Safehouses, and Danny opens a Portal and Calls on one of his New Kryptonian Guards, let’s call him Qyv-Ral (pulled from this Generator), and Asks him to Escort Jason to Frostbite in the Far Frozen for Healing. He Also Tells him that he can Contact Danny to come back here and Open the Portal for their Return once Jason is Healed (how exactly is Writers Choice idk atm). Danny would have Gone With them but he has Something to do in Gotham. All Parties agree, the Portal is Opened, Jason and Qyv-Ral Go Through, Danny Closes the Portal, and the Goes about his Day. Bonus Points for if they Never Refer to Danny by Any Name, except for the Very End where Qyv-Ral says something along the lines of “Farewell my King”. Bonus Bonus Points for Danny sounding very Menacing out of context.

Meanwhile Superman, who has been Listening in since he heard the name of the Kryptonian Guard, is Very Stressed because Who is Letting The Worst of the Worst Kryptonian Criminals Loose on Earth? He Immediately Calls Batman because this is Happening in Gotham of all places and The Bat is Immediately on Red Alert. He contacts All the Birds. Cue Panic when Red Hood Doesn’t Respond, no matter who calls (he usually at least responds to Babs or Dick Sometimes). The Bats come to The Only Possibel Conclusion: Jason has been Kidnapped by this new “King” of the Criminal Kryptonians (they are Wrong. In his Excitement to be Rid of the Pit Madness once and For All, Jason just didn’t think to Tell Anyone what was going on, adding to the Belief that he’s been Kidnapped by a Rouge Kryptonian haha oops)

That’s all I’ve got. I could see this being Either Anger Management (Jazz/Jason) Or Reddead (Danny/Jason) depending on how it gets written out if someone chooses to do so. Speaking of Which, Feel Free to Continue this!!! Just Tag me when you do cause I wanna see how this goes!! Especially if you take it to AO3!

#12

Right, let's see... So, King Danny gets some housing complaints, some ghosts really are just spamming claims over non-ghost beings bothering them near their homes. So as the peacemaker he is, Danny simply goes there, a weird region of the Ghost zone really, they even named it differently because it wasn't green (among other odd quirks). He did find fun in the irony of it being called the "Phantom Zone". Anywho, the non-ghost beings there are obviously all the dangers the Justice League just doesn't deal with and dumps in that dimension. Staying in the Phantom zone for long enough (I'd say maybe a week) is sufficient enough for these beings to be considered "Infinite Realms" subjects despite not being dead. Like immigration or whatever. Dany, empathic enough due to the whole "stand out" and "odd ones out" mentality, takes all of them under his wing and in short adds them to his royal guard or other similar posts regarding their strengths.

So in short, you could say Danny was wrapped and gifted a bunch of Kryptonian soldiers for his already overpowered army.

May I add that the mentally deteriorating effects of the Phantom Region (as I'm calling it now) would probably affect the Kryptonians enough to view Danny as a divine savior after he pulled them out of madness and gave them purpose again? So they're probably very intense about their new positions and don't want to disappoint their king and grace in the slightest.

They all seem so cool

Songs For Bnha Fics That I’ve Read

Dis(associate) by @highabovethecloudssomewhere: And this is why I have decided / To leave your house and home unhaunted / You don’t need poltergeists for sidekicks / You don’t need treats and you don’t need tricks

Yesterday Upon The Stair by @pitviperofdoom: Who shot that arrow in your throat / Who missed the crimson apple / It hung heavy on the tree above your head / This chaos this calamity / This garden once was perfect / Give your immortality to me / I’ll set you up against the stars (I know the Author said the song was Fire, but I like this song more.)

Daymare by @introspectiveinquisitor: I feel it deep within / It’s just beneath the skin / I must confess that I feel like a monster / I hate what I’ve become / The nightmare’s just begun / I must confess that I feel like a monster

Leviathan by @rip-aizawa: I can’t escape this hell / So many times I’ve tried / But I’m still caged inside / Somebody get me through this nightmare / I can’t control myself / So what if you can see the darkest side of me / No one will ever change this animal I have become / Help me believe it’s not the real me / Somebody help me tame this animal

What the actual fuck?

Wow. I mean, I knew humans were shit but I didn’t realize we were THAT bad.

It’s Mormon conference weekend, which happens twice a year, and is when all the Mormons stay in and listen to new talks given by their leaders all day long on Saturday and Sunday. It’s consequently also a very scary time for the gay community in Utah, and the whole weekend we often send and receive lots of texts checking in, making sure everyone’s okay, asking if they’ve heard the latest awful talk condemning us. There’s real world applications to everything that happens there. Parents are “moved” to disown their children, coworkers and friends and neighbors are reminded to Other us and treat us accordingly. Suicide rates increase significantly. I remember the year after they announced children of gay parents would have to formally disown them before they’d be welcome in the church, and for two weeks afterward a group chat updated the gay community in my area almost every day with a handful of names who were not longer with us. A talk just concluded that said confusing both your gender identity and your gender role is the influence of Satan, which is deeply harmful to young trans kids and to young women. This isn’t a fun or sexy post for your timeline it just sucks and I hate Mormons and I can feel how difficult this next week is going to be as a result.

I am L I V I N G for The Flustered Hinata TM in the background

it’s 20-gay-teen y’all

Aizawa Shouta's Guide to Dealing with Class 1-A

Aizawa Shouta’s guide to dealing with class 1-A by Homosexuality at its finest

The list of rules in the common room was frankly ridiculous in Aizawa Shouta’s opinion, but if he didn’t put his hellions in line they’d take over the damn world.

Words: 1382, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 8 of Theo’s One-Shots and Two-Shots

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Class 1-A, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic (mentioned), Takami Keigo | Hawks (mentioned)

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Class 1-A, Class 1-A & Class 1-A, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic

Additional Tags: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is So Done, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is a Good Teacher, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead deserves a raise, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Aizawa has 21 kids, Class 1-A Shenanigans, Class 1-A as Family, Shinsou Hitoshi Replaces Mineta Minoru, Shinsou Hitoshi is in Class 1-A, Chaotic Class 1-A, Feral Class 1-A, my mans Aizawa is tired of dealing with his kids shit, Crack, Author Is Sleep Deprived, no beta we die like aizawa’s will to live, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Is Too Powerful, Class 1-A are Little Shits

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38781198

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

But imagine this the other way around tho.

Deku: I may be an asshole but you love me anyway

Todoroki: No your not, but of course I love you boo

Sero: I may be an asshole but you love me anyway

Kaminari: Sometimes

Bakugou: I may be an asshole but you love me anyway

Kirishima: *Lovesick Sigh* Yeah

There are three types of people

Todoroki: I may be an asshole but you love me anyway

Deku: And you know it, babe 💕

Kaminari: I may be an asshole but you love me anyway

Sero: Only sometimes.

Kirishima: I may be an asshole but you love me anyway

Bakugou: Ha, you fuckin’ wish