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Latest Posts by phoenix-likethe-bird

why do like,, 3 of the fandoms in hate their members (or whatever the word is) being happy

it's canon that odysseus talks in his sleep, right? and in keep your friends close, he's thinking about going home and finally reuniting with penelope and telemachus before he falls asleep/while he's sleeping. so it is very possible that he was talking about them in his sleep. and that eurylochus heard him. and still chose to open the wind bag.

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out : Iliad edition

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

came back to tumblr just so i can see epic the musical fanart like this and i regret nothing

My boy, sweetest joy I’ve known ;-;

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

i had a dream once that i did smth like that but when i woke up i was in more pain than i was when i fell asleep

trying to exist while my body is just constantly fighting my internal organs is exhausting i wish i could just teleport into a body that works

i hate being sick 'cause wtf do you mean it hurts to swallow so i can't eat anything

you can't tell me what to do<3

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.

someone needs to take my phone away so i can get this assignment for my theatre seminar done

ghost swing 👻 🎸

i was threatened

it's a beautiful day to die

DO NOT LIKE WITHOUT REBLOGGING, I WILL BLOCK YOU!

y'all know that one scene in ohshc where haruhi fujioka is like,, "i don't care if you see me as a dude or a girl, senpai. people should be seen for who they are, not their sex" (or whatever idk the exact quote)? yea? that's me. i am haruhi fujioka.

this is so real and so valid

Guys rebog this if you want me to spam your asks with random shit like this

Because that's what I wanna do

i hate being hungry 'cause who tf is this little devil inside my stomach and why is it moving around so much

one of my ligaments is already fractured pls don't hurt the rest

your ligaments

y'all is it bad if my injured hand is like,, freezing when the other one is just cold and the injured one is super pale (like,, even paler than it was pre-injury)

now, you may be wondering if there was anything on that tree. well, i'm sure you'll be pleased to know that there was, in fact, a branch on that tree. and on that branch that was on that tree that was in that rare, rattlin' bog, there was a twig.

once upon a time.....

there was a tree. you'll never guess where that tree was...... in a bog. but, you see, this was not your average bog. no, it was a rare bog. some would even call it a ratlan bog.

once upon a time.....

there was a tree. you'll never guess where that tree was...... in a bog. but, you see, this was not your average bog. no, it was a rare bog. some would even call it a rattlin' bog.

my biggest fear is being put into a p.m seymour (or similar) video 'cause i'd never know it it was 'cause i said smth stupid or if it was a compliment

All summoning spells summon a baby. You need to raise it to adulthood before it can do anything. The duration is unchanged.

Cute partner  nicknames

The One

gay sex

Manhattan project 

disease 

RAHHHHHHHHH

i'm hungry

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oops, all rolls are 4s

What a..fourboding event

is this how i sound when i'm talking to my friends about finding new rocks

Dont you want the treasure? You want the treasure huh little pirate boy? little pirate man? yeah? you want my little bitty treasure huh???? You want to adventure like the little itty bitty pirate man you are huh???

Kim Theerapanyakul + text posts (pt. 81/90)

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