More Inadvisable Diegetic Explanations For Why Your Soulslike Protagonist Keeps Coming Back From Death:

More inadvisable diegetic explanations for why your soulslike protagonist keeps coming back from death:

Something happened with you and Death that's made things, like, super awkward between the two of you, and Death has been deliberately avoiding you ever since. You don't like to talk about it.

A mad scientist who's experimenting with the reanimation of dead tissue keeps resurrecting you by mistake. They aren't even looking for you specifically – you just keep coincidentally ending up in their corpse pile, and they never realise it's you on the table before pulling the lever; they're extremely sick of seeing your face.

God has a gambling problem, and He made a bet that somehow requires you in particular to be alive. Every time He brings you back He's going double or nothing on the wager; at this point He couldn't stop even if He wanted to, because the consequences of cutting His losses would literally be unimaginable.

You're a rogue member of a secret society of anthropomorphic cat sorcerers who've conquered death by sealing the entire city inside an enormous enchanted box, thus rendering your dead/alive state ontologically ambiguous; your quest is to open the box, thereby making your erstwhile peers – and yourself – mortal again.

The sin that damned you to Hell was so fucking weird that there genuinely isn't a page in the big book of punishments for that, and it turns out that there's no particular mechanism in place to stop you from just wandering off and doing whatever while they're trying to figure out what to do with you.

You're actually playing as an endless series of eerily similar cousins out to avenge the original player character's cutscene-mandated prologue death, and that's why you need to go on a corpse run to get your shit back every time you die: you're literally retrieving the previous cousin's stuff.

Have you ever wondered what actually happens if you ignore the warning in the erectile dysfunction medication's fine print to see a doctor if your erection lasts longer than four hours? Well...

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4 years ago

Happy birthday Kyoko Kirigiri !

Inktober Day 6 : Rodent

Of course I had to place the Four Dark Devas of Destruction in there somewhere but it was also Kyoko's birthday so I wanted to draw her.

So I drew Kyoko who stole hung out with Gundham's Devas.

Happy Birthday Kyoko Kirigiri !

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4 years ago

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

4 years ago

I got markers for Christmas ! :D I didn't get many, and only a set of bright colors, so I wanted to draw something with a bright color scheme with them, and I immediately thought of Neru's album Cynicism, since everything is so bright and energetic in it :) I chose to draw the little demon from Snobbism because I love his design, and the weird little egg next to him. Also while making this I learned that???? He has a name???? Like he's called Bizu?????? I didn't know that????????

I Got Markers For Christmas ! :D I Didn't Get Many, And Only A Set Of Bright Colors, So I Wanted To Draw
I Got Markers For Christmas ! :D I Didn't Get Many, And Only A Set Of Bright Colors, So I Wanted To Draw
I Got Markers For Christmas ! :D I Didn't Get Many, And Only A Set Of Bright Colors, So I Wanted To Draw
I Got Markers For Christmas ! :D I Didn't Get Many, And Only A Set Of Bright Colors, So I Wanted To Draw
I Got Markers For Christmas ! :D I Didn't Get Many, And Only A Set Of Bright Colors, So I Wanted To Draw
I Got Markers For Christmas ! :D I Didn't Get Many, And Only A Set Of Bright Colors, So I Wanted To Draw
I Got Markers For Christmas ! :D I Didn't Get Many, And Only A Set Of Bright Colors, So I Wanted To Draw

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4 years ago

reblog if you support me being transgender

trying to prove something to my family and to start transitioning.

4 years ago

So I wanted to draw some JSHK characters but being absolutely incompetent I only managed to pull off Yashiro's fish form, so have a cute Fish Yashiro Nene watercolor ^^

So I Wanted To Draw Some JSHK Characters But Being Absolutely Incompetent I Only Managed To Pull Off

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4 years ago

You said “Black Lives Matter”.

Well mine is on the line.

If everyone who sees this donates $1, I can meet my goal in no time:

Help Juani Home, organized by Juani B
gofundme.com
Things are looking very bleak for me; I should have been out of my apartment in March and am technically squat… Juani B needs your support f

Please do not pass this without at least reblogging. Please do not hinder me from recieving all possible help I can get. Thank you.

3 years ago

Not my black marker giving out on me on the second day of Inktober 😄

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phiikichi - woke up today and chose bamboozlery
woke up today and chose bamboozlery

18, she/her, cisgender, demi-aroace bi/pan/lesbian/queer/labels are hard ok;;; Come watch me sell my soul to a new work of fiction every week

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