All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world but every villainous act you commit backfires. Steal candy from a baby? Poisoned candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off a building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.
fucks sake
As a pan/omnisexualgirl who's still struggling with her labels and who is also shocked that Tumblr would judge some of the images above as violating community guidelines, I will reblog this.
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
That's too true to be true-
Protag: Ow, my ass hurts-
Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP
Protag: I’d TAP that-
Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there’d be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won’t feel it. That pain didn’t just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it’s being transported to the future. They call people who don’t feel Ass pain until later…TAPers…I wonder…if they could transport ass pain to someone else-
Zero: Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.
Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.
My parents : What are you doing dear ?
Me : Well, I'm glad you asked, it's an art challenge called Inktober where I have to draw one drawing related to a certain theme every day, it might help me get improve my art skills, which is good for my future since I plan to be an artist, and it might also help me fix my laziness and boost my self confidence !
My parents : BuT iS iT fOr ScHoOl ???
The Gaza strip was bombed throughout Christmas day and I'm ashamed that I didn't know about it until now, I instead wasted my time talking about a racist movie that'll be forgotten in a month. If you have the money please donate to a Palestinian relief fund such as the one below.
Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank……
Give a man a bank and he’ll rob everyone.
Day 18 : Trap !
Spoilers for Danganronpa 1 Chapter 2 !
Chihiro Fujisaki, the manliest of all traps~
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CHIHIRO IS MANLY I WON'T ACCEPT ANY OTHER TRUTH THAN THIS ONE
18, she/her, cisgender, demi-aroace bi/pan/lesbian/queer/labels are hard ok;;; Come watch me sell my soul to a new work of fiction every week
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