Black Cats Are Lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

elon musk might actually buy twitter so i think we might need to bring back the new user guides

this is it, the best one. fuckin.. best slasher right here hands down 

Black Christmas 1974 BLU-RAY Audio Commentary with Billy (actor Nick Mancuso)

Transcribed:

Hol-y shit! ope-! what? Twist? TWIST?! HAH- FELLATIO! Alright, here we go. Let’s get serious now, alright? Yes, the microphone- I know, it’s moved- I-It shifted- Idontknow :( Hahlright, here we go…! HAHLRIGHT… I can see you! I can see you! I can see the old lady…! The old- little old lady with a- yes, I can see you :) I can see both of you actually??? I’m feeling strange feelings in my stomach… And… lower down. Deep, deep inside. Strange, mh, feelings of… I don’t know- I… I- I am confused too, I’m very confused! And I’m getting progressively more confused- I… I want to do things to you and I- I don’t know what it is! I-I feel like… doing things to you. And, mmh hm… And these things that I do to you they might MAKE A BABY! THE BABY! Alright ihdjhd dontwannamakeany BABIES! h hhmm mmnyea yea Women… Can’t live with em… hhhCAN’T BURY THEM IN YOUR BACKYARrrrrrD huhuhmmmn mmm [moans] WOOORDS of WISDOM, Lloyd my boy! WOOORRRDS… hhhOF… WISDUM! hahmm [moaning, swallowing] wait a minute… hhahYou’re the caretaker? Noo… YOU’RE the caretaker! You’ve…… ALWAYS……….. been………… the caretaker…… hhyeah [moaning and chewing] HAHHnnngh huu HIS EYES! WHAT… HAPPENED… TO HIS EYEEEEEEEES? huuu… he’s got… His father’s… HIS father’sss… eeeyes.

It’s… meEeEe… BILLeeyyyyyyhyyyyyyhhhyyyhhhhh……….

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So. You want to garden.

For whatever reason. Right now as of uhhhh Friday March 27, of 2020, within the quarantine of COVID-19 you are most likely want to garden in order to feed your family as you want to save money from the grocery store. And to ya know. feed your family.

SO. Here’s some YouTube videos. Mainly from this one YouTuber since she runs her own farm. She talks about what to grow and how to grow as well as saving seeds. (Trust me, saving seeds is better in the long run.) You can also regrow kitchen scraps too if you feel like you’re unable to get any proper seeds. And for fun have a post apocalyptic type garden.

What to plant in a small garden:

Fast-food growing options:

The importance of Seed saving:

How to build an arched trellis for $30:

A complete guide to virtual gardening:

How to PLANT & GROW with cattle panel arched trellises:

14 store bought vegetables & herbs you can regrow:

Save your kitchen scraps, these 7 plants can be grown out of them:

9 survival gardening crops to grow in a post apocalyptic world:

HETALIA IS REAL????????