When Your Stand Reads Bdsm But Your Vibes R Manic Pixie

One of my favorite things to do in Pokemon SwSh is to spam Dynamax Meowth with the Amulet Coin until it caps out so whenever I beat someone it looks like they’re having a crisis over the fact that I just stole their entire bank account

10/10 im wet

voltron fanfic like

lance tangoed in. ’allí es mi papí caliente. hola keith’

keith leaned forward, “oppa voltron style” he whispered sexily in korean.

keith said something in korean (A/N: i don’t know korean make soemthign up).

“ohhhh keith mi amante” the caramel blue pilot said, wrapping his yaoi arms around keith’s tiny asian body.

suddenly lance whipped his head arojnd. ‘its Coming’ he said.

“何ですか？"said shiro.

allura walked in. the light shone on her chocolate skin. her mocha colored hands flew to her mouth.

keith cried in korean.

hunk walked in. ‘who wants food’ he said in hawaiian. (i don’t really remember a lot about hunk lol!!! who is he again)

“oh mierda allura i was trying to seducir keith ” lance yelled in a sexy latin way.

keith collapsed onto the floor, “모든 알려진 법률에 따르면 항공, 벌이 없다. 날 수 있어야합니다. 그 날개는 너무 작아서 뚱뚱한 작은 몸을 땅에서 떨어 뜨리지 못합니다.” he cried out, his kimchi hitting the floor like la chancla on lance’s face back on earth. keith lay on the floor, his phone ringing out his favorite kpop song: oppa gangnam style.

lance cried, cuban tears streaming down his face. “keith mi amor te muriaste demasiado pronto” he said, eating a burrito.

“allura this is all your culpa” lance said, in spanish for the last bit.

allura’s mocha brown starbucks hot chocolate hand was on her face. “Oh no!! I didn’t mean to!” but it was too late. keith was already muerto (that’s spanish for dead)

coran fell out of the vents speaking australian. “im going to pop on over to the tiddlywinks and have a cuppa with a few of th’ lads since i have shilling or two” coran said.

“何 the fuck” shiro said.

keith cried korean tears, “i’m 죄송합니다, lance” he cried. “but at least i got to 주사위 here with you, listening to my favorite kpop song because i am korean, oppa gangnam style.”

keith oppa gangnam styled his way to space korea heaven, lance crying into his taco.

“ファックあなた all, “shiro said. “i 大嫌い you”

a collaborative effort with @uranohoshi​

Spotify Playlists - Transformers: Prime (Part 2 of 3: Decepticons)

✧ Megatron

✧ Starscream

✧ Soundwave

✧ Dreadwing

✧ Knockout

✧ Breakdown

✧ Shockwave

✧ Predaking

✧ Airachnid

Links to Part 1 (Autobots) and Part 3 (the kids)

I can't believe there are people who fucking support the police in all this

SHARE their names.

SAY their names.

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

I rest my case

uwu

i will either die or kill for a show like these even if it means making it myself

reverse harem, but the mc is a cute old lady who loves spoiling the very young and very hot boys to death because she’s never had grandchildren. The guys are all fighting over her because it’s the most genuine love and validation they’ve ever received in their lives and they also lowkey want to be adopted by her.

fucked up how cooking and baking from scratch is viewed as a luxury…..like baking a loaf of bread or whatever is seen as something that only people with money/time can do. I’m not sure why capitalism decided to sell us the idea that we can’t make our own damn food bc it’s a special expensive thing that’s exclusive to wealthy retirees but it’s stupid as hell and it makes me angry