Damien:  One Day, I Will Be Your Second Husband.

I c ant fucking br eth

My friends and I had a debate about Osmosis Jones (Nsfw talk warning)

Able bodied parents I'm begging you to teach your kids about disabled people. Not just because they could become disabled themselves one day but also because even if they don't, they have a very real chance of being rude to us if you don't teach them.

Yes, kids just say shit. They have no filter. That doesn't make it any less humiliating when your child sits near me on the bus and incessantly grills me on why I have a stick when I'm not old. Or laughs at us for things our disability causes. It doesn't take away the hurt when they bully a disabled classmate. For a large part these things could be avoided if you just taught your kids to respect us. It's really not that hard.

You dont know who or what this is (and im DEFINITELY not explaining soooooooo, FATHER TIME EVERBODY!

Important Announcement:

April Fools Day (April 1) is one week away. To that end, I just want it known now, well before the day, that this blog will NOT be posting any jump scares, fake announcements, freak-out posts, fake hackings, fake emergencies, fake news, and “gotcha!” stuff on April Fools Day. We’re staying safe and chill around here.

I’m honestly not into April Fools Day, really, unless the jokes are obvious and silly–like Rickrolls and Dad Jokes. Rickrolls and Dad Jokes are just traditional. 

I made some cute bros pins with Vertropolis!

Ending soon!

VFPins

VFPins

Enamel pins made by Vertropolis and the_Flittermouse

FIGURES!

Misheard lyrics better than the actual song, three dead two injured. I love transgender people and if you reblog this you’re pro-trans

I'm not sure if this is happening anymore but I love pokemon too much to ignore

Pssst…. hey, kid….

Want a Pokémon egg?

Everybody who reblog this, and I mean EVERYBODY will get an egg. I’ll design a brand new Pokémon based off your blog, but first, the egg will be gifted to you in your PMs.

So, enjoy!!