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poke bosses teacher au

Giovanni: lawful evil foreign language teacher. don’t talk in his class he will kick your ass to the detention hall so fast. makes you ask to go to the bathroom in italian and won’t let you go unless you get it perfectly. your homework is due on friday? he wants it no later than thursday. persian sleeps under the desk. no you can’t pet it. no it’s not allowed to be there but are you gonna tell giovanni ‘no’??? all the moms love him on parent-teacher evenings.

Archie: chaotic good gym teacher. you wanna sit this one out? yeah sure just make up for it by cleaning up the pitch afterwards nbd. if students start going at each other he just starts chanting “fight! fight! fight!” yells across the pitch at full volume just to tell someone that they’re doing great. dodgeball every friday. for the love of all that is holy don’t get him started on the ocean. still mad that the school won’t let him build a pool.

Maxie: chaotic neutral geography teacher. “buckle up kids because today we’re talking about rocks.” gets side tracked talking about how global warming is gonna end us all. intentionally marks stuff as incorrect if he doesn’t like the student. never lets the class watch videos unless they’re ten years old and cheesey as fuck. will whisper test answers to crying students. still mad that the school won’t let him take a field trip to a volcano.

Cyrus: lawful neutral physics teacher. marks everything so precisely that you get marked down for using the wrong ink colour and writing outside the box. “i’m gonna spend the entire period talking about how wrong you are, jeremy.“ if you fall asleep in his class he lets you rest and writes down what you missed but expects you to catch up. if students try to talk about their problems he literally has no idea how to respond and just ends up going “that’s rough, buddy.”

Ghetsis: chaotic evil history teacher. probably lived through all the events he’s teaching. “this will be on the test.” it wasn’t on the test. laughs evilly during the test days when he knows what he taught wasn’t on the test. definitely should not be around children. his son brings in cookies every so often and things get super awkward. totally wears that dumbass cape to class and if you laugh at him he calls your parents.

Lysandre: lawful good business teacher. gets super pissy if he sees you using your phone in class. gets into fights with mr sakaki over whether pyroar or persian is better and drags his students into the debate. you get detention if you say persian. complains loudly in french. don’t ask him about mr sycamore he won’t shut up. gets mad when people say his name wrong. stylish as fuck, seriously, you’re in class, why are you dressed so nice???

Guzma: chaotic neutral substitute teacher. you should totally check out his mixtape. you don’t want to? he’ll show you anyway. he knows you’re supposed to be studying for the test, but he just puts on a movie and takes a nap. “oh shit, quick, open your textbooks and pretend to look busy.” sells cheat sheets during lunch break. actually super supportive if students are going through a rough time??? will absolutely fight mr harmonia.

anyway im stressed about my future and needed practice drawing hands, so.

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

this is it, the best one. fuckin.. best slasher right here hands down 

Black Christmas 1974 BLU-RAY Audio Commentary with Billy (actor Nick Mancuso)

Transcribed:

Hol-y shit! ope-! what? Twist? TWIST?! HAH- FELLATIO! Alright, here we go. Let’s get serious now, alright? Yes, the microphone- I know, it’s moved- I-It shifted- Idontknow :( Hahlright, here we go…! HAHLRIGHT… I can see you! I can see you! I can see the old lady…! The old- little old lady with a- yes, I can see you :) I can see both of you actually??? I’m feeling strange feelings in my stomach… And… lower down. Deep, deep inside. Strange, mh, feelings of… I don’t know- I… I- I am confused too, I’m very confused! And I’m getting progressively more confused- I… I want to do things to you and I- I don’t know what it is! I-I feel like… doing things to you. And, mmh hm… And these things that I do to you they might MAKE A BABY! THE BABY! Alright ihdjhd dontwannamakeany BABIES! h hhmm mmnyea yea Women… Can’t live with em… hhhCAN’T BURY THEM IN YOUR BACKYARrrrrrD huhuhmmmn mmm [moans] WOOORDS of WISDOM, Lloyd my boy! WOOORRRDS… hhhOF… WISDUM! hahmm [moaning, swallowing] wait a minute… hhahYou’re the caretaker? Noo… YOU’RE the caretaker! You’ve…… ALWAYS……….. been………… the caretaker…… hhyeah [moaning and chewing] HAHHnnngh huu HIS EYES! WHAT… HAPPENED… TO HIS EYEEEEEEEES? huuu… he’s got… His father’s… HIS father’sss… eeeyes.

It’s… meEeEe… BILLeeyyyyyyhyyyyyyhhhyyyhhhhh……….

S-Siiiiieeelent noiiiiiiight….. hoooooollllyy niiieiehehghghgthtttttt…. Aaaallll is caaaaalm…. aa-a-a–a-a-a-aalll iiii-i-i-i-i-i-s briiiiiiight NNNYONDDER R EEEEEVEVEEUHUIHSDIAHFUAH08HQ089EWHFG9H98UESH0F8H9UWHE BELELHEHELE BELEN CHILD DNIUWEAHIFUIUHEUIOSGRYUBFIABE

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10/10 im wet

voltron fanfic like

lance tangoed in. ’allí es mi papí caliente. hola keith’

keith leaned forward, “oppa voltron style” he whispered sexily in korean.

keith said something in korean (A/N: i don’t know korean make soemthign up).

“ohhhh keith mi amante” the caramel blue pilot said, wrapping his yaoi arms around keith’s tiny asian body.

suddenly lance whipped his head arojnd. ‘its Coming’ he said.

“何ですか？"said shiro.

allura walked in. the light shone on her chocolate skin. her mocha colored hands flew to her mouth.

keith cried in korean.

hunk walked in. ‘who wants food’ he said in hawaiian. (i don’t really remember a lot about hunk lol!!! who is he again)

“oh mierda allura i was trying to seducir keith ” lance yelled in a sexy latin way.

keith collapsed onto the floor, “모든 알려진 법률에 따르면 항공, 벌이 없다. 날 수 있어야합니다. 그 날개는 너무 작아서 뚱뚱한 작은 몸을 땅에서 떨어 뜨리지 못합니다.” he cried out, his kimchi hitting the floor like la chancla on lance’s face back on earth. keith lay on the floor, his phone ringing out his favorite kpop song: oppa gangnam style.

lance cried, cuban tears streaming down his face. “keith mi amor te muriaste demasiado pronto” he said, eating a burrito.

“allura this is all your culpa” lance said, in spanish for the last bit.

allura’s mocha brown starbucks hot chocolate hand was on her face. “Oh no!! I didn’t mean to!” but it was too late. keith was already muerto (that’s spanish for dead)

coran fell out of the vents speaking australian. “im going to pop on over to the tiddlywinks and have a cuppa with a few of th’ lads since i have shilling or two” coran said.

“何 the fuck” shiro said.

keith cried korean tears, “i’m 죄송합니다, lance” he cried. “but at least i got to 주사위 here with you, listening to my favorite kpop song because i am korean, oppa gangnam style.”

keith oppa gangnam styled his way to space korea heaven, lance crying into his taco.

“ファックあなた all, “shiro said. “i 大嫌い you”

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