Ft Red's Horrible Farmer Tan

This might be two characters but shh 🤫 other than that I don’t think this is too bad.

Not sure who I should tag so.. 🤷‍♀️

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

NSFW - A New Trick

CW: Loss of virginity..

Not Proofread..

Thinking about a little mean stray cat hybrid. You’re just a cute little dog hybrid. Floppy ears, wagging tail and that good ole golden retriever energy. He’s not mean mean but he’s not nice either. He constantly teases you when you’re inside playing with your owner but when he sees you out of breath after playing with your owner and how you flop onto your chubby belly with soft little pants coming from you. He knew he had to get you outside and away from your owner so that he can have some fun with you.

So one day you’re with your owner at the park playing with each other. Your owner just happened to throw the ball a bit too far so know you’re both looking for it. Until you found it but in was in the hands of the stray cat. You innocently enough walked up to him. “Hey can I have the ball back it’s my owner’s and I wanna give it back to them.” You politely asked him

One thing lead to another and now you were being lifted by your hips and you felt the rough texture of the stray cat hybrid’s tongue against your clit. The sensation had you whimpering and curling your toes. He then pushed one of his fingers inside of your chubby puppy cunt. He chuckled as he felt you clench around you. “Gotta be a good girl and loose up for me pup.” He said as he patted your ass. You whimpered as you felt his finger start to move inside of you. Soon he added another finger stretching out even more. That and along with his tongue had you cumming in minutes.

You panted softly after that rough first orgasm. You had never had a mate before so you hoped that this stray wouldn’t be to rough with you. Oh how naive you were.. “Gonna make you cum on my cock..” He grunted as he rubbed his clothed shaft against your dripping wet entrance. “Please I’ve been good can I have my ball back?” You whimpered out as your eyes met his. “Come puppy you don’t want to miss out on the fun for a little ball do you?” The stray cat hybrid as he aligned his cock with your entrance. You nervously swallowed as your dog ears pinned back slightly. The stray cat hybrid noticed your hesitation. “Hey, we don’t have to go any further if you don’t want to. We can resume this fun another time” He purred in a seductive manner. His tone changed your mind you didn’t want him to stop. “N-No.. I want to keep going.” You told him your eyes filled with determination. He chuckled at your sudden change of heart.

“Alright but don’t say that I didn’t warn ya.” He whispered into your ear. He then slowly pushed himself inside of you. He groaned at the tightness of your fat cunt. “Fuck you’re just squeezing me princess.” He hissed while resisting the urge to pound your fat puppy cunt. He started at leisure pace but it soon turned into rough thrusts that made your eyes roll back and your back arch. He gritted his teeth together as he heard your cute moans and whines. He then grabbed you by your tail and tugging on it slightly making your back arch even more. Soon both of you came and you felt a bit closer than before. He pulled out of you and laid down on his back. “Um.. now that the fun is over can I have my ball back?” You asked him innocently. “Tsk really you want this ball that much?” He teased you while holding the ball out of your reach. He looked at the ball and then you before standing up. He fixed his pants and then started to walk off. “I think you leave without it.” He said in a flat tone.

“B-But you promise I could have it..” You whined in an upset voice. “Oh you silly little thing you should know not to trust a stray cat.” He said as he stood in place. He started to walk off again but when he noticed that your ears flopped downwards he chuckled and then threw you the ball. You instantly perked up and kissed his cheek before running off with the ball probably to find your owner. Maybe he could see again some time…

Blake x reader where it’s literally just them cuddling and he gets self-conscious since he lost his two limbs and reader says they still love him and kiss all over his face to make him feel loved. My boi needs love sobssss

"Are..you sure you're okay with this?"

"Of course, Blake. Why wouldn't I be?"

"..well, it’s just...never mind." As Blake sighed, he rested his head on your chest, hopelessly attempting to wrap his arm around you. But then he quickly remembered it wasn't there anymore; in its place was a stump that ended just after his shoulder.

Meanwhile, you had both of your arms wrapped completely around him, and while it made him feel secure...he felt guilty that he couldn’t hug you the same way. Not like he used to. You didn’t mind it, but he was still upset over it.

Of course, the frequent phantom pains didn’t help matters either. He'd get them in both of his missing limbs from time to time, which usually ended in panic.

Today they were particularly bad, so you were both cuddling together, with them eventually going away. He ditched his prosthetics so you weren’t feeling cold plastic or metal against your skin.

Despite you reassuring him it was fine, he decided to leave them off, valuing your comfort over his own.

Though staring at his stumped arm made him feel rather insecure...and had him thinking...

Even so, he wishes he listened to all of the signs to turn back.

He still didn’t understand why you’d stay with him, even after proving to you that he was an idiot who nearly got himself frozen to death.

You never berated him for going up to Mt. Silver without telling you..or said he “deserved” any of this (despite what his constant nightmares claimed).

But no.

He didn’t and this is what happened to him.

If only he told himself “becoming champion is enough”, then he wouldn’t have ended up like this. He wouldn’t feel like a huge burden on you; he wouldn’t feel like the most abnormal person in all of Johto.

In public, he’d notice the younger trainers and little kids who once admired him now staring and whispering things as he walked by.

None of them would talk to him like they used to...and he wondered if it’s because of what he looked like now. Surely it had to be strange to see someone missing a leg and arm--especially the champion himself.

You, on the other hand, haven’t stopped loving him one bit. You never treated him any differently. In fact, you recently scolded a few snobby brats who joked about him being a “normal/steel-type” because of his prosthetics, crushing their puny Pokémon in battle when the taunts have gone too far and insulted your relationship with him.

Not even Silver was as mean as they were.

Even though he pretended to be fine afterwards, their words still hurt like hell, and Blake hasn't stopped thinking about them since.

You shouldn't have to fight people because of him.

Tears started to well up in his eyes as he began to overthink everything, and he silently cursed himself for letting this happen. For letting his mind get off track.

Maybe they were right. You deserved better than him.

You deserved someone "normal".

This was supposed to be helping him calm down.

Yet, once again, he ruined things for himself and you.

The whimper that escaped his lips didn't go unnoticed by you, making you stop petting his hair and frowning. "Blake? What’s wrong, honey?” You softly spoke, worried that he was feeling those pains again.

"Wh-Why...why bother trying anymore?"

"Trying..what?"

"...to l-love me even though I did this to myself.." Despite his attempts to stifle his sobs, they came out anyways, tears slipping down his cheeks as he finally broke down. "Y-You could have anyone you want..why stay with this...th-this limbless freak?”

To hear him say that shattered your heart.

"Blake, you are not a freak." You hugged him closely, rubbing the back of his head as he cried quietly into your shirt. His good hand clutched desperately at it. “I don’t wanna hear you say that again. You think I’d love you any less because of what happened? Because of what a few stupid kids said?”

“..I-I..I don’t know. I just..I feel bad..because I’m not the Champion y-you fell in love with anymore-”

“That’s not who I fell in love with. I love the kind, funny, and selfless Blake Gold who cares for his Pokémon and never gives up on his dreams.” You corrected him, gently resting a hand on his stumped arm. “If you think this changes any of that, you’re wrong.”

He quieted down a little, sniffling as he looked to see where your hand was, and then his gaze went back to you, astonished. "Do you...mean that?”

Nodding, you smiled and rubbed his arm in comfort. “I mean every word. Let me prove it.” You then moved your hand underneath his chin, drawing him closer so you could kiss every square inch of his face.

He immediately blushed at your actions, but happy tears soon replaced his sad ones, knowing you truly did wanna stick by him. And that your love was still strong--perhaps even stronger than before now.

Part of him felt ashamed for ever doubting you and crying over the possibility you only dated him because of his fame, fearing you’d abandon him when he fell apart.

But no. You were here to stay for the long run.

You pulled away to look at each other for a few moments, and you could see Blake’s own smile returning. “I see you’re convinced now.”

“Yeah..I..I’m sorry..”

“For what?”

“For just..being an idiot, as usual.” He lightly joked. “I shouldn’t let this crap get to my head. I know you’ll always love me, I...I just...I guess I just needed to hear you say that.” Then he closed his eyes and snuggled back against you, burying his face into your chest.

“Of course,” you chuckled softly, petting his hair once more. “I’d do anything for my lovable idiot boyfriend.”

He just huffed, but said nothing more as his good arm squeezed you tightly.

Arceus only knows how badly he needed to hear your words.

Took a mini break from Minecraft men to draw this

Cause

Ahaha.

Frames:

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

I fucking love this book :)

LOVELESS

I LOVE LOVELESS, GEORGIA WARR YOU ARE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

also its like super unfair that the us get the cool cover art for the osemanverse books

them

He has such a way with words.

T1D culture is...

people going "OMG NO DONT YOU CANNOT EAT THAT YOURE DIABETIC" as soon as you grab something sweet, but not sayin anything when you eat literally anything else