Peterp-kinnie - Theo ☀️

marauders incorrect quotes pt 204

Peter: Why is James crying? Sirius: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- James: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Peter: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- James: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Peter: NO, NOT THAT! Remus: what is wrong with you all

Barty. Need i say more?

when lily and james started dating reg and dora got drunked and cried together

pt.83

god i LOVE how to train your dragon

When you desperately want to write a fic but have literally no motivation or imagination

Regulus who has a complicated relationship with his sexuality because he swears up and down he’s gay until one day he falls in love with the beautiful woman that is Lily Evans and he doesn’t know what to do with himself

regulus black reads and writes fanfiction

sirius black headcanons because i am still not over the brainrot about him

takes him a while to fall asleep

cuts his hair by himself, or marlene does it for him. he doesn’t cut his during the summer, despite getting hot, he just puts it up

he’s a morning person, and he can also function on little to no sleep

he loves driving, he’s the only one out of his friend group to have a driving license and to actually drive

really flexible

does other people’s essays and assignments for cigarettes. the charging depends on the subject, how long it has to be, and whether the person he’s helping wants it to be longer than it’s supposed to be or not

very competitive

doesn’t talk to a lot of people, and he’s very selective of the people he talks to, because he thinks that quite a few people are wasting his time

chainsmoker

took him quite a while to start getting along with lily; she thought he is arrogant and stuck up, he considered her to be annoying

fiercely protective of his friends

used to get along really well with bellatrix, due to their similarities. during family events, they always snuck out together (sometimes accompanied by their siblings), gossiping and smoking

really high pain tolerance, it’s actually scary

James and Remus bonding bc they’re both dating one of the black brothers

Barty and Lily bonding bc they’re both dating one of the rosier twins

wanna f- ?

nah, wanna do the biggest art heist in history?