Minho: Hyunjin sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"
Seungmin: ... how does that even happen?
[Chan teaching Han and Felix maths]
Chan: [Pointing to a triangle] This means it's 90 degrees
Felix: How it can be 90 degrees? It's winter
Chan: No, the angle is-
Han: Because global warming
Chan: ...
Chan: I relate to Belle because she loves to read and loves people for their souls
Hyunjin: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
Chan: Come on Han, we all know Hyunjin got your heart, just say it.
Han: If by heart you mean churro, then yes, he did. And I ain't saying ANYTHING till I get my churro back. A whole pack of churros. Can you hear me, Hyunjin, or should I say churros thief??
Hyunjin: Oh please not again.
JYP: What have you got there Felix?
Felix: Just a Father's day cup for the best dad in the world
JYP: Aww Felix, that's so sweet
Felix: [Looks JYP dead in the eyes and he hands the cup to Chan]
⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ happy birthday minnie! ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆
Hyunjin: How do I ask a boy out?
Minho: Roses are red, violets are blue
Minho: Guess what?
Minho: My bed has room for two
Chan: OH MY GOD NO!