WELCOME TO CRINGETOBER!

last night i was tired n bored but got inspired after seeing this image. i dont know how to feel about what i made

summarizes me and my bf’s relationship pretty well

I forgot to post this stupid ass meme I made a couple weeks ago here 💀

wh. what’s going on with bo burnham i don’t want him to leave the internet please 🥺🥺🥺 i need my sad white boy pre-inside era music please

gave myself the weird challenge of trying to see if i could type out the entirety of the mind electric by miracle musical from memory, it’s under the cut if you’d like to see how well i did.

key for stuff you’ll see throughout the song / post:

(??) means i wrote something i am unsure of if it’s correct from memory

(bolded words in parentheses) is the correct replacement for what i wrote

italic means i am marking what i got wrong, and the bolded parentheses that follow are the correct lyrics i should’ve written

{this only appears once} but just acts as what is sung in the background, only added it in for that one part just for fun i guess

“quotations” aren’t corrections or pointing out what’s wrong, just marks things in the song that could be seen as statements, mainly did it for fun.

[this also only appears once] but marks a line that i wrote from memory which should be entirely omitted / ignored as it is not in the actual song.

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think of these thoughts as limitless lights (light)

exposing growing (closing) circuitry of fright

think of each thought that’s (??) (moment) holding this breath

as death minute in decimal

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resident minor, how do you plead?

we’ll need your testimony on the stand.

solemnly swear to tell the (whole) truth,

so help you son now raise your right hand.

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father your honor may i explain

my brain has claimed it’s glory over me

i’ve a good heart albeit insane,

“condemn him to the infirmary”

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all mine towers crumble down

the flowers gasping under rubble

shrieking in the hall of lull

thy journey (??) (genius) sates a thirst for trouble

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scattering sparks of thought energy

deliver me and carry me away!

“here in my kingdom i am your lord

i order you to cower and pray.”

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nuns commence incanting as the

lightning strikes mine temples thus

electrifying my chamber (mine chambers) wholly

scorching down (out) thine sovereignty

and (so)

spiraling down thy majesty (??) i plead of thee, (i beg of thee)

have mercy on me,

“i was just a boy you see,”

“i plead of thee have mercy on me!” (have sympathy for me!)

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see how the serfs work the ground {see how they fall}

and they give it all they’ve got

and you give it all you’ve got (and they give it all they’ve got)

and you give it all you’ve got, ‘til you’re down

ha ha ha ha

see how the brain plays around

and you fall inside a hole you couldn’t see

and you fall inside a hole you couldn’t see [entirely omit this verse]

and you fall inside a hole,

inside a

some

one

help

me!

understand what’s going on inside my mind;

doctor i can’t tell if i’m not me!

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with the growing day (??) (when it grows bright)

the particles start to marvel

having made it through the night!

never they ponder whether electric,

calming if you look at it right!

YESS!!! BOIL!! BOIL!!

bonus gifs: yummy

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUYS CHOSE TK OVER NARRATOR! HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE TK?!

Chapter 1 Poll Done - You’re Visiting TK!

The poll for chapter one is done!! As a little goodie in between chapters, based on who won, you’ll get a drawing of them, here’s TK! :)

how do people make writing a multi-chapter fic with a coherent plot look so easy

im sitting here with the equivalent of one of those stupid flow charts they made you use in elementary school in my head in order to organize everything

i just want stanley and narrator to kiss why is that so hard to ask for

hes sad cause i made him look like he’s about to do the nae nae.. reference image below cut lalala

hrmm

One of my favorite snacks is salami

One of my favorite artists is Bo Burnham

Favorite color is blue which I figured out after having a mini crisis over email about the color red.

tags! (I would tag goony-gooner / Brynn in this but they already did it and i don’t want to create a loophole )

@neko-sufis-world @infamouscheezit @ninten-draw @nyrvasil @pretzel-arts @ineffableviolet @ghosttyzzz

if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog !

I was born with an extra set of ribs :D

Green is my favourite colour

And

I have a very unhealthy obsession with dragons (which somehow didn’t bleed into this blog )

@very-evil-bubbles @smelgor @the-ghost-of-a-spirit @thejokig23 @chasmwilt @inwayovermyhead and @ anyone else who wants to join in! (You don’t need to answer if you don’t want to!)

so.. mesmerizer music video, amiright?

im so sorry for being dead lol, honestly i dont think anyone knows im sitll alive. anyways im back after a long hiatus, have this.

also, credits to @celettie on youtube for the background i used. link is down here as proof or whatever https://youtu.be/-9e77tWwfkU

back again for the ask game, lonely wizard or instead goobert from inscryption perhaps?

MY GOOD FRIEND THE LONELYWIZARD

Favorite thing about them:

Uhhhh everything? But I also am a big fan of their design, simple yet effective

Least favorite thing:

No canon happy ending :(

Favorite line:

“I want to dance!” And then you see them dancing in the credits ;-;

Brotp:

Him and the angler for being robot prisoner buddies

OTP:

Uhhhh nothing really?

NOTP:

I don’t know enough about inscryption shipping to think of anything

Random headcanon:

He has a tail cuz I said so

Unpopular opinion:

I actually like that lonely wiz is freakishly tall, let the silly guys have tall privileges

Song I associate with them:

Can’t think of none but probably “end of the universe” by gooseworx, probably what lonely wiz was listening to when the game was getting deleted

Favorite image of them:

I like this color palette