Perfectlyzealousperfection - Prince Caspian

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

you people are vile towards transmasc & ftm teens, everything we do is cringe, shameful and embarassing in your eyes, you do not give us the same grace and room to grow and learn the way you do other trans & cis teens, we're all seen as cringey "lemon demon uwu soft boi steven universe flower crown cavetown" fakeboy freaks to you, you mock transmasc/ftm musicians and harass transmasc/ftm teens until we either detransition or force ourselves to be hyper feminine so you'll leave us the fuck alone and stop treating us like shit on your shoe.

its all "cringe culture is dead! support trans teens!" until it's a trans boy or transmasc, eh?

I have the craziesttttt most perverted insane problematic shocking shameful kink ever where I yearn to be seen as a man and then kissed on the cheek

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

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“The kiss” but make it doorkeay

they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there