OH MY GOD

I was trying to make a joke about angry water drinking Phoenix but then I just got Vert Sad so I had to do this as well:

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loving these headcanons!! <3

im adding more:

-kyle would definitely keep a pokemon deck with him at all times

-the lanterns tried to beat minecraft together one time and it failed horribly 

-the lanterns are still confused on how simon is the only lantern batman tolorates. 

-the alien GLs know more earth songs like “another one bites the dust”, “dont stop me now”, “im still standing”, “toxic”, “wannabe”, “say my name” and "i want it that way” because the GLs just breaks into song EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 

-the alien GL’s know vines because sometimes the GLs would quote them. (adding to this, whenever the GL’s mess something up at oa, the aliens nearby collectively say “ADAM”)

-guy has a collection of stickers and gives the stickers to the GLs. 

-tai does competitive trampolining

-the guardians had to ban trampolines one time because tai was using them to freaking jump high into the sky in oa, freaking out the GL’s. (adding to this, an alien thought he was the messiah or something)

-during a mission, tai sang “chug jug with you” and “revenge” while he defeated an alien army with john because he’s a meme kid

some random lanternfam headcanons:

all of them have extreme cases of “jet lag” every time they’re on earth since the concept of day & night doesn’t really exist in space

john makes dad jokes. and laughs at his own dad jokes

carol and john are both really good at the deadpan, totally straight-faced kind of sarcasm. the two of them have managed to totally convince kyle that kilowog is actually the king of his planet

(meanwhile kilowog wonders why rayner has started bowing every time they see each other, but he’s not questioning it)

the earth lanterns have randomly broken out into song so often that a lot of the alien GLs now know all the lyrics to Stayin’ Alive

hal and guy have an unspoken competition to eat the grossest alien foods. john is constantly worried for their safety

the other lanterns all have to put up with simon and jessica’s mutual pining and it drives them nuts

(hal and carol have flashbacks to when guy and john were going through the same phase)

sometimes the others will forget that guy used to be a teacher, and then he absentmindedly does something like give them little sticker constructs

carol still eats cheap takeout almost every day but she will absolutely spend her CEO money on buying a billboard near hal’s house just to print “Green Lantern Sucks!” on it

simon learned a bunch of magic tricks for his nephew and is really good at them, especially card tricks. he once saved himself and jess from being arrested by aliens with an impressive sleight-of-hand, and he’s ridiculously proud of that fact

jessica randomly bought a yankee candle for guy because “it made me think of you” and guy had to hold back tears

john plays minecraft, and he’s the kind of guy who makes really elaborate buildings and sculptures and redstone contraptions. he’s an architect, okay? it’s fun

kyle and jess also play minecraft together, but only with a pokemon mod

including earth, guy and john have gotten married on 31 separate planets and counting 

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I quite like archon zhongli and his possible dynamic with diluc

(this is my personal timeline about zhongli)

this is an old drawing, i was trying convince a friend that he is like a cat

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this is a time travel au in which diluc tries to stop zhongli from becoming an archon

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so that sbi stream huh

explaining white hair hc sappy as fuck slowburn love story between bruce and hal where hal is the spectre but heal slowly/regain control while messing around with bruce something like that he’s ok at L3 but his hair are still white i like to think they’ll stay white and he gets offended 24/7 because everyone calls him an old man (and that random people helps him cross the road GJELGJZE)

Billy Batson memes bc im in the mood-

a shazam and robin book called the 'batsons'. dc where's my paycheck

My favorite running joke (so far) in yj98 is that Tim has taken Bruce’s old chair from when it was the JL base and just taped a robin symbol over the bat.

Dick sits in it too during the parent teacher conference 😌

They're besties your honour I do not know anything about canon