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theres so much potential for this; i could imagine these scenarios happening when billy’s /w the older league members (it’s all vine refs tho)

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billy: *playing with a toy in the watchtower caf*

green arrow: *accidentally knocks the toy off from billy’s hands*

billy: 

billy, looking at GA dead in the eye: ADAM

GA: *confusion*

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*at a JL meeting*

superman: captain marvel, did you even pay attention? 

billy, on auto-pilot: what up, im Jared, i’m 19, and i never fuckin’ learnt how to read

everyone: 👁👄👁

billy: wAIT NO-

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billy to batman and superman: 2 bros, sitting in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

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billy, sparring with wonder woman: i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

wonder woman: *confusion*

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nobody: 

billy, in a high-pitched voice: wHeN WiLl YoU LeARn?! WhEn WilL yOu LeArN THat YoUr AcTiOns HaVe COnSeQuEnCeS?!

i love the idea of all the younger heroes making vine, tiktok, and tumblr meme references and all of the older league members being confused af whereas Billy just be dropping refs right in to everyday conversation like it's nothing making the young heroes lose their minds cuz his comedic timing is impeccable

Billy telling them his identity when he hits 18 🙏

I legit can’t wait for Billy to face a powerful deity and act casual with them like he just met a long lost friend from highschool. 

Or reunited with his online friend who didn’t play Minecraft for a couple of years (even though the friend was like: “I’ll see you tomorrow” and never went back online). 

idk. The thought of Billy Batson casually interacting with powerful beings of the universe is something I want to write but can’t. 

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1. “Sup, wanna play minecraft?” 

“Champion of magic, what the f u c k”

2. “...thats why the universe is a large soup for the gods” 

“... what the fuck?”

They're besties your honour I do not know anything about canon

that's just part of his charm

hmm…

Damian Wayne: Father, I have decided that we need to make Harleen Quinzel an official member of the Bat Family.

Bruce Wayne: Why?

Damian Wayne: Ever since she ended her toxic relationship with the Joker, I feel like she is turning over a new leaf and becoming a better person.

Bruce Wayne: You met her pet hyenas.

Damian Wayne: I met her pet hyenas.

Sinestro: *has a blade against Tomar's throat*

Sinestro: just give me a reason!

Hal: 🎶🎼🎵 just a little bit's enough 🎵🎼🎶

Kyle: 🎶🎼🎵 Just a second, we're not broken just bent and we can learn to love again🎵🎼🎶

Guy: 🎶🎼🎵 it's in the stars, it's been written in the scars of our hearts🎵🎼🎶

John: 🎶🎼🎵 we're not broken, just bent and we can learn to love again 🎵🎼🎶

Sinestro:I...what?...WHAT?!

Tomar: Kill me. In the name of our old friendship, kill me NOW

Uhh yeah I'm just gonna leave this for the cysova nation

Jason: Take me to art museums and make out with me.

Roy: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Jason: Well somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall.

Dick, into a walkie-talkie: This is Grayson, those idiots are fucking in the East wing again.