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Storyteller Series #15

What it must be like, you wonder? To be young, hot, and oh so blonde! To pledge and be accepted into the sorority on campus that is known for only accepting the most attractive of women. You know the one I'm talking about. The one where when people mention the name, guys respond with "Oh, you mean the one with all the hottest chicks on campus?" Yeah, that one.

When you stroll around campus with your besties, you know what everybody is thinking. You can feel their eyes on you. And you're not complaining. You don't dress this way to not have every guy drooling at your feet! But when you're this hot, you don't associate with just any normal guy that dares approach you.

You can only allow yourself to be seen hanging around with guys from the nearby frat, that when they're not hosting drunken parties, they're at the gym getting jacked and drinking their Creatine filled protein shakes, so they can uphold their reputation with such unbelievably hot women, such as yourself.

Later tonight, the frat is hosting another alcohol-fueled party, and they've invited your entire sorority. Because, they already know there's no need to pick and choose, when you're all aces!

From the moment you girls walk in, the guys are offering you drinks, and trying their best to impress you. They know what they're after, but it's you who ultimately decides if fratboy is going to get lucky stripping off your panties at the end of the night!

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