Dog From Helltown

me: time to lay down and participate in my favorite olympic sport, Sleepin

the melodramatic sinus: 🥺

the fickle bladder: 🤤

the ludicrous braincell: we interrupt this broadcast of the latest undiagnosed ocd thoughts to bring you a frightening vision of homer simpson but leathery and mummified

5’7 is the gentleman’s six foot

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In his lane.

x/feedus

me: hey man welcome in what can i get you

guy who jerks himself blind every night to the characters from a flossing based gacha game where all the girls are bits of food stuck in the teeth of the demiurge and you can like feed the demiurge different meals to change the pool of waifus you’re pulling from and their names are all like “stringy chicken” and “wet cheese crumb” and shit: just a black coffee please

Does anyone older than me want to have kind of a weird problematic thing going on

piter should have been at some kind of club dancing to industrial music but instead he was employed as a fucking accountant . this is the real tragedy of dune

Yinka Shonibare, The Picture of Dorian Gray (2001)

Piter's outfit working for house Harkonnen (Left) and house Valdosta (Right).

House Valdosta is my cringe oc house. It's more military oriented so his clothes are more practical. Also for both designs I used the canon colors of the respective houses.

And if u care, the Piter on the right is a ghola and works for my oc heehee.