Silly Game Time: Tell Us All A Dumb Joke! If English Isn't Your First Language, Feel Free To Tell Us

Silly Game Time: Tell us all a dumb joke! If English isn't your first language, feel free to tell us one in your first language! (I'd almost prefer that, in fact.)

Ooh this one might lean more into riddle territory but I thought it was hilarious as a kid.

How do you get out of a room with a window and a mirror but no exit?

*deep breath*

Youopenthewindowyouseewhatyousawyoutakethatsawyoucutthemirrorinhalftwohalvesmakeawholeyoujumpoutthehole (pronounced exactly how it looks).

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1 month ago

The eyeliner is indeed quite eye-conic.

Hero Of Sky - Linked Universe

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I always find it difficult when drawing Sky Child. He has a unique design. If his eyes were a different shape, his bangs above his left eye weren't short, then my brain wouldn't recognize him as Sky, and I would redo the sketch.


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1 month ago

I’ve gotta say that Moana 2 is probably not a cinematic masterpiece but holy shit.

1. Namedropping fanfiction is absolutely insane. Like I could maybe forgive that Maui stan but having him say fanfiction? What the fuck Disney???

2. That part where her sister says “don’t leave me” breaks me even though there is no reason to care about her as a character. That one line kills me. They cannot be making one dimensional characters like that and then give them the perfect separation anxiety trauma like this?????

Also yeah I know the movie’s been out for like a month.

3 weeks ago

As someone who doesn't believe in the ao3 author curse, I can confidently say that it's a thing. Like yeah correlation/causation but I will say it's funny to blame my hyperfixations for my life becoming about as dramatic as a fic.

I also happen to be a sucker for angst, whump, and comfort so hell yeah I'd love to read whatever it is you want to post. Don't let the curse scare you! I promise it's probably just coincidences!!!

so I write. like a lot. I just don’t post it, but I’m considering doing so. (not on ao3, just on tumblr) (i don’t want the curse lol)

the fic i’m currently working on rn is about 30k words. it’s about the chain getting possessed, because we love some good angst, whump, and comfort :D

2 weeks ago

One side of my head is sopping wet and the other side is bone dry what the fuck was that aim @aaa-batteryy

highly recommend the ice bucket challenge

2 weeks ago

Ooh hugs :)

@aaa-batteryy @anicomicqueen @palmolli

reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺

1 month ago

As someone who struggles to draw beakers in chemistry on an almost weekly basis, yes. Link’s bangs are very hard to draw.

Is it just me or are Ocarina of Time Link’s bangs so hard to draw- 😭😭


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1 month ago

Also the part where I have to explain it in increasingly stupid ways because some people just cannot understand aromanticism. Or choose not to. I honestly don’t know which one is more depressing. Like no, (friend’s name), this doesn’t mean I don’t think you’re good enough or that I just haven’t met the perfect nameless person yet. That ain’t how it works, buddy.

I dislike being aro. Kinda feels like I'm missing out. Like I love the idea of a relationship, but I'd HATE being in one, and that is HELL.


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3 weeks ago

he living with da penguins that colonized da boat

wild: @blaircrissette

He Living With Da Penguins That Colonized Da Boat

context: https://www.tumblr.com/penguinly/781079728990879745/frick-the-boat-got-colonized-by-penguins?source=share

He Living With Da Penguins That Colonized Da Boat
Be Nice To Him. It’s His First Time Living.

Be nice to him. It’s his first time living.


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