My Life Is Slowly Turning Into A Badly Written Wattpad ‘book’ Please Send Help

rest in pieces to my ao3. it just ran a 503 error and is probably a sign that i should study for my math test tomorrow.

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This is a work of art. A masterpiece, if you will.

*skids across the floor* my modern au Twi and Warriors doing that “a boy who’s jacked and kind” tiktok trend (for people without tiktok: those are lyrics to a sabrina carpenter song and in the videos, usually a boyfriend will pick up his partner and stick them up on their shoulder, however ive seen it mainly with friends and also wlw couples, but i think the trend originated with straight couples) because they thought it would be fun and also neither of them have a partner to do it with, so a best friend/roommate will have to do

EXCEPT. Twilight misjudges how much Warriors weighs and assumes he’s going to be heavier than he is, and Warriors is used to dance lifts (both as the person lifting someone AND the one being lifted) so he jumps much higher than Twi was anticipating him to to help Twi lift him up to his shoulder, and what ends up happening is Twilight basically fucking throws him backwards over his shoulder and he falls, and the recording camera really just gets a beautiful shot of Warriors getting thrown away and once Twi realizes what’s happened he just stands there frozen facing the camera like 🧍‍♂️ with his hands over his mouth because he’s struggling to process what the fuck just happened and Sky is sitting there choking and dying because he’s laughing to hard because War really just did go flying

does anyone see my vision

FOUR IS KIND OF HAPPY!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT

oh he thinks he’s so funny

SSBU LINK DOWNAIR!!! @aaa-batteryy STOP USING UPB TO COUNTER THAT!!!!!

LOVE THESE SO MUCHHHHH i need hyrule to do this move again at some point the whole jumping on the hilt of his sword is so silly and so cute and yes king kill slay kill beat em up

(art cred @/linkeduniverse)

I wish I had family photos where I got to stand on someone's head. No, I only got fancy clothes and fucking high heels (meltdown food yayyyy) and camera flashes.

100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

pov the humor being such a great coping mechanism you forget it’s a trauma response???

What if- what if Wind’s trauma doesn’t register with him until he’s older. What if as a teenager he thinks he’s super cool for going on adventures and fighting and stuff but then the trauma slams into him when he’s older. One day he’ll realise just how fucked up his life was and all the things he disregarded or made a joke about before come back to haunt him. What if…

I literally got hints on this one before I caved and looked it up (I do not have that true gamer grindset mindset I'm sorry) and STILL STRUGGLED TO FIND IT. I WALKED PAST IT LIKE FIVE TIMES AND COULD NOT RECOGNIZE IT AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

This fucking memory in Botw that is just in the middle of a dense forest that could be anywhere with not a single landmark

That feeling when it’s Sunday and you already know the week’s going to be an absolute shitfest.

Captain, it’s Wednesday

reference under the cut

SPREAD THE WORD!!! LU UPDATE!!!!!

South East Basement 1

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