I Genuinely Thought 'wildflower' Was The Funniest Possible Ship Name For Botw/totk Link And Zelda Until

Wild is about to get the Time rant of a lifetime but he’ll be cackling inside the whole time

In Wild’s Hyrule, Wild decided to start fake coughing, and he fell on the floor and he was screaming in “pain,” and then on the Sheikah Slate, he teleported to a shrine nearby:

They were walking the dueling peaks. “Wild you’re Hyrule is truly beautiful” Time smiles. Wild wasn’t paying attention, he had his eyes on a shrine. Wild coughs and leans against the mountain “F-fuck” he says as he coughs more, he falls to his knees. Warriors runs over “Champion! Hey, Look at me!” He panics, but he’s keeping calm. “Where does it hurt?” He holds Wild up by his shoulders. “Feels like-” cough “I getting ripped to shreds…” Wild says in faux pain. “Hey listen to me, you’re going to be okay” Warriors shakes him lightly. Suddenly Wild’s hands turn bright blue, then his arms, soon his entire body was bright blue, his body turns into blue string as it floats up. “WILD!?” Twilight runs over “FUCK!”. “What happened?” Wind looks over. “What the- Captain what-” Time walks over. “He- he just disappeared- I don’t know-” Warriors shakes “What- what happened-”. Captain burties his face in his hands. “Oi! Up here!” Wild yells, everyone looks up and sighs, however the old man is fuming. “WILD GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE” Time screams. “Shit-” Wild takes out his sheikah slate “how ‘bout no! I’ll see you in Hateno! Just fallow the path you’ll find a stable there!” he teleports again.

HIS PHONE IS THE SHEIKAH SLATE

soft colors 🍰🍓

the fact that ravioli means two things in this fandom: the former vice president of the 'i hate link' club or two rabbit boys kissing

I made a meme

From my old post

💌Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome!!!💌

:O thank you so much!!! you're amazing <3

I need the dimension-hopping postal service to continue after the Chain inevitably disbands to go to their separate timelines. Like imagine Wild letter-spamming everyone at the beginning of TOTK complaining about how his stamina and health have been reset again. Because HOLY SHIT I KEEP DYING TO BOKOBLINS AND FALL DAMAGE RAHHHHH!!!!!

it’s okay wild. the backpack koroks can’t hurt you here.

Here’s a redraw of an amazing and cute drawing from @hetacon

I meant for it to just be a sketch but I got carried away and ended up spending 19 hours on it 😂

Time protecting Wild is just alsnsjdhekd! I love it so much 🥹

They’re father and son your honor

Hope yall like it and be sure to check out @hetacon ❤️

I’d like to imagine that every Zelda game save file is just an alternate universe. So like there’s Tears of the Kingdom and in some universes (speedrunners) Link is a being capable of burning down the fabric of reality and reinventing physics because it’s a normal Tuesday and he will not let another incarnation of the same fucking dude he spent killed to save Zelda hurt her again. And then there’s an alternate universe where he sees a gloom hand for the first time and goes screw courage and yeets himself off Akkala Citadel Ruins and paraglides away as fast as humanly possible.

Yeah that second alternate universe is mine. I am never approaching one of those again. I didn’t even fight that thing and I am still terrified. I just saw the red sky and bolted for my life.

I just realized I can’t see the results until it’s over.

I'm considering jumping on the chronic illness/asthma train for Sky and writing a fic for it based on me fucking dying on a hike but I don't know how the hell I'd tag it. I don't actually know if I have asthma (not actually a long story but tldr I'm an idiot) or any respiratory problems at all and hey, I'm probably just out of shape and shit right? So yeah, does anyone have any advice for a confused fic writer?

Bruh I feel called out. The fact that it took me 2 minutes to read this out. To anyone tryna use google translate I am mourning/laughing at you.

이츠 소 언리얼

디든 룩 아우트 어론

워치 더 타임 고 라이트 아우트 더 윈도

트라인어 홀드온 벋 디든 이븐 노

웨이스티드 잍 올 저스트 투 워치 유 고

켑트잍 올 인사이드 앤드 이븐도 아이 트라읻

잍 올 팰 어파트

웥 잍 맨트 투 미 윌 이밴추리 비

어 매모리 오브 더 타임 왠 아이

이트 스타르트스 윗 원 팅

아이 돈트 노 와이

이트 도신트 이번 마터 하우 핟 유 트라이

킾 닫 인 마인드 아이 디사인드 디스 라임 투 어스프라인 인 두 타임

알 아이 노

타임 이스 애 발유벌 팅

왓 잍 프라이 바이 아스 더 펀듀럼 스윈그스

왓 잍 카운트 다운 틸 더 엔드 업 더 다이

더 크럭 틱스 라입프 어워이

cookie for anyone who can tell who this is. yes this is what i was doing in my ap computer science class.