1 Bass Girl Is Worth 100,000 Guitar Men. Always Remember This

The best thing about being asexual is probably the complete and total immunity when it comes to ads featuring sex appeal. You can have all the hunky male models or beautiful female models advertising what-have-you (including and not limited to ads for movies where the main actor/actress is using their sex appeal) but for someone like me it just makes me not want to buy their product/whatever. Instead I see an ad for a fragrance called "blood and bone with old gods of Appalachia" (didn't know old gods of Appalachia was a podcast at the time) and I thought it was such a sick ass name that I had to buy a sample. I'm not weak to people's bodies but I AM weak to cool ass names and stupid looking plushies

Chapter 2 is up now!!

the way i BOLTED to my pc to make this after hearing the audio on tiktok

THE MUSIC THAT PLAYS DURING THIS SCENE IS OFFICIALLY TITLED "Not this Time!"

Hunter looking so soft having his face being held by Willow and it’s real is just so real I can’t stand it

You’re all monsters

Huntlow week day 1

Halloween/Hooty

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💫🌻COLLABORATION ANNOUCEMENT 🌻💫

We’re happy to announce out collab with @huntlowzine for preorders! This is a nice surprise we’ve been working on and so excited to bring to fruition!

The Golden Garden Zine is a treasure trove of content for Huntlow enthusiasts! The amount of love and care put into this fanzine is phenomenal and there’s so much content to peruse of your favorite Golden Guard and Emerald Entrails Capitan!

Anyone who purchases a bundle from both Titan’s Tomes and Golden Garden will receive a digital goodie bag created by 20+ contributors across both zines for your enjoyment! Previews will become available in the near future, so keep an eye out! 👀

Titan’s Tomes: titanstomeszine.bigcartel.com

Golden Garden: goldengarden.bigcartel.com

Did I ever tell you about the tummy touch agenda