I Don’t Even Know What To Say To You.

~What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?~

Just a reminder for Pennsylvania vote for Summer Lee who’s pro Palestine

my response was not that “they cant help it” it was that you are misunderstanding what and how these things work. i really dont know how to explain this to you

Sorry I don’t get mansplaining please try again but this time with something like this!

It’s called “deodorant!”

You’re probably allergic to facts and logics cause you’re an incel trans masc but don’t worry you’ll probably have your legs broken by trans men who were victims of SA and molestation thanks to the fact you wanna protect your proshipper friend!

Now…..

Have fun with the most miserable life while you stink like cat piss and nickels!

KOSA IS BACK: UP FOR HOUSE VOTE. CONTACT YOUR HOUSE REPS AND SPREAD THE WORD

Below this video I’ll link the resources and call scripts again as well as the stop kosa link tree

We need to be annoying the absolute shit out of our house reps between now, and whenever the vote is. Call and email every day you can.

Google Docs

Resources For KOSA

Call Script on Page 2! Resources For Learning about KOSA 2023-2024: KOSA bill itself: https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/senate-b

Linktree

Stop KOSA! | Linktree

Linktree. Make your link do more.

I got permission from my mom and my grandma to use their email accounts so I can email my house rep not just once but 3 times a day.

If you’re not American, but still wanna know what you can do to help?

If you know ANYONE who lives in America or have American friends, tell them about this bill and share this info with them.

Remember the only reason the bill has taken so long to get this far and has already gotten stalled is because we keep fighting like hell to kill it.

Spread the word!

REBLOG. DON’T JUST LIKE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING

The 101 worst things about Trump’s shambolic presidency

Some people seem to have forgotten how bad a president Trump was, so I made a list of the worst things about the Trump presidency, in no particular order. Please share and add anything I missed.

Trump fueled division and sparked a record uptick in hate crimes.

Murder went way up under Trump. He presided over the largest ever single-year increase in homicides in 2020. A number of factors might have contributed to that, but a big one is …

Gun sales broke records under Trump, who has bragged about how he “did nothing” to restrict guns as president in spite of how …

Under Trump, America suffered more than 1,700 mass shootings.

When Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico, Trump delayed $20 billion of aid and allowed Puerto Rico to be without power for 181 days.

According to Trump’s former acting Homeland Security secretary, Trump proposed selling the entire island of Puerto Rico.

Trump said there were “very fine people” among the neo-Nazis in Charlottesville.

Trump allied himself with the Proud Boys, a violent hate group who helped orchestrate the January 6 Capitol attack.

Trump has been convicted of committing 34 felonies while in office. All of the criminally false business filings he was convicted of were committed while he was president.

Trump appointed three Supreme Court justices who he knew would overturn Roe v. Wade. As a result, 1 in 3 American women of childbearing age now lives under an abortion ban.

[NOTE: I tried to post the whole list, but it exceeded Tumblr's character limit! See this linked source post for all 101.]

There's so much more, from exchanging “love letters” with North Korea’s brutal dictator to late-night tweet binges.

I can understand why a lot of people want to block all this out of their memories. But we cannot afford to forget just how terrible Trump’s time in the White House was for this nation.

And remember this, too: Trump would have done far worse but for people around him who refused to follow his orders. If he gets another shot at the White House, he’ll make sure he’s surrounded by lapdogs who will do whatever he wants.

We sure as hell can’t afford to put him back there.

— Robert Reich via Substack

(source)

How the Slashers act towards Billy Loomis

Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees

Freddy Krueger

Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface

Ash Williams

Pinhead

And that’s the truth and you know it

The Losers Club as Albums 7/7

Mike Hanlon-WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP WHERE DO WE GO(2019)//Billie Eilish

Hills burn in California, my turn to ignore ya, don’t say I didn't warn ya

Bill / Stan / Eddie / Richie / Ben / Beverly

So who wants to be a Robin, batgirl and Catwoman?

Current players in the Muppetverse

(Please be aware this list is only of the players that I know of! If I missed any, or if you want your @ removed, please let me know either via comments or DM!)

For other index posts (from me), check: #index Full list under the Keep Reading.

The man himself:

@the-muppet-joker

@the-muppet-joker's current kins (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)

The Joker (DC Comics)

Bro Strider (Homestuck)

Adam (The Bible)

Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

@the-muppet-joker's Family (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Aunt Kimberly

Father

Mother

Uncle Steven (u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit)

Archivists/Curators (in alphabetical order):

@amuppetreference

@croakercurator

Delta: @muppetverse-debate

@jokermitfied

Jon: @themuppetarchives / @fearandfelt (both are run by the same account)

Martin: @muppet-blackwood

MJ Archivist: @the-muppet-joker-archive (<- That's me!)

Steve: @croaker-conspiracies

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons (Specifically this video which summarizes a fair bit of the beginning storyline)

@themuppetpoker

u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit (@the-muppet-joker's Uncle Steven)

Fans (numbered) (in numerical order):

1/One: @muppetjokernumberonefan

2/Two: @muppetjokernumbertwofan

3/Three: @muppetjokernumberthreefan

5/Five (a): @muppetjokerfannumberfive (blog is inactive)

5/Five (b): @muppetjokernumberfivefan

7/Seven: @muppetjokernumber7fan

8/Eight: @muppetjokernum8ereightfan

11/Eleven: @muppetjokerfannumbereleven

12/Twelve: @12thmuppetjokerfan

16/Sixteen: @themuppetjokernumber16fan

57/Fifty-Seven: @muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan

69/Sixty-Nine (a): @muppetjokerfan69

69/Sixty-Nine (b): @muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan

69/Sixty-Nine (c): @the-muppet-joker-fan-69

114/One-Hundred-Fourteen: @muppetjokerfan114

420/Four-Hundred-Twenty: @themuppetjokernumber420fan

Idk: @muppetjokerfannumberidk

Next: @nextnumbermuppetjokerfan

Fans (non-numbered) (in alphabetical order):

@clumpyrover123

@fraggled-nightwing

@iluvthecroaker

@iluvthemuppetjoker (blog has been deleted)

@itzamefreddeefatzune

@kermitjokerfanatic (blog has been deleted)

@kremitdeforg

@muppeterfan

@muppetjokercrushing

@muppetjokerfandashie

@muppetjokerfanofextinction (Unable to tag, link to blog)

@muppetjokernonbinaryfan

@muppetjokersbiggestfan

@muppetjoker-art

@muppetjoker-foidfan

@muppetstrider

@pest-control-central

@r0l0way

@themuppetjokerepicfan

@thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan

@topmuppetjokerfan

@muppetstrider

@youngfortunato

Exes (in order of appearance):

Miss Piggy (The Muppets - from kin memories)

Harley Quinn (DC Comics - from kin memories)

Error: @errrrorsans404

Ash (no tumblr account that we know of)

Raven (no tumblr account that we know of)

4/Four: @muppetjokerfannumberfour

Ethan (while not technically an ex, I don't know what other category to place him in) (no tumblr account that we know of)

Rivals (in alphabetical order):

Equius: @equiusagainsttheworld

Denise: @descimatedcroakernightmares

Gonzo Batman: @gonzobatman1 (FKA: @/the-real-croaker)

Gunch: @gunchhorseman

Lee: @bruciemilf (The rivalry was in ~March of 2024, before major traction came to @the-muppet-joker's page)

Mis: @descimatedpiggydreams

@peachyfuck18

Statler: @statleragainstposers

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons

The Pope / God / Catholic Church / Protestants

@therealmuppetjoker

@cabbagex4 (Denny's parking lot fight)

Smuppet ARGs (based on Homestuck) (in alphabetical order):

@burstingatseams

@feltcaverns

@f1uff3rnutt3r

@limplegsakimbo

@softass

@twitchingproboscis

Cypher ARGs (in numerical/alphabetical order):

@143157162162165160164145144

@32972420249658955152

@ew91a25vd21l

@dispatch-base-91 (blog has been deleted)

@dispatcher192-c

Company ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@olipopsoda

@reallacroix (Unable to tag, link to blog)

Fear ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@ceaseless-muppet-watcher (Fear of being watched)

@olipopsoda (Fear of hunger)

Unclassified (more information needed) (in alphabetical order):

If you have more information on what category this/these accounts(s) should be in, please let me know either via comments or DM!

@thestrangemuppetjokerfan111 (I am unsure whether to put them in the fans or rivals category. While, I am personally leaning towards the rivals category, they do not seem to want to be an enemy of @the-muppet-joker)

@trash-panda-anon (I am unsure if this account was created simply to hate on @the-muppet-joker or not, but I am adding them for archiving purposes)

Last Edited: July 9, 2024 — 3:56pm / 15:56 (Pacific Time — US & Canada) Reason: Formatting & Added @trash-panda-anon

Would you ever roleplay Scream?

Probs but with my friends. I’m Billy Loomis though