“KOSA wont pass, it got rejected the last two times!”
It wasn’t passed because people spoke out against it. People called and emailed their senators. So, CALL / EMAIL YOUR SENATORS. MAKE IT KNOWN THAT WE DO NOT WANT THIS BILL TO PASS!
“But its unconstitutional-“ There’ve been multiple bills passed before that are unconstitutional. This will not be any different to them, they do not care.
STOP KOSA!!!
new pinned because I will not stop screeching about internet privacy ever. oppose the EARN IT act if you don't like being spied on online at your state's leisure
do this petition
do this one also
they take like 5 minutes each to reword. you can do it in the time it takes to heat something in the oven
and as a far more impactful and personal option, call your reps. it takes like maybe 10 minutes; you can do all of this in under half an hour, less than your lunch break. it'll make a difference. I promise. use the points in the petition websites to figure out what you're going to say. you will make an impact.
Warnings: Its crack.
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Billy Loomis: *Thinking* 'Holy s h i t. Leatherface is gonna kill me.'
Carrie White: *Nervous* "Ohh, Bubba!... haha... Are you- Are you okay? Um... " *Gives in after a moment, burying her head in Bubba's soft warm chest.* "Thank you Bubba... " // She doesn't care about the smell or the rotten flesh- she is so affection starved!!
Chucky Lee Ray: "... Put me the fuck down or lose your teeth. Its your choice. And also- jesus fucking christ, Bubs, take a shower."
Freddy Krueger: *Thinking, because his face is mushed into Bubba* '... this is how I die. Huh. Suffocated by a FAT GUY'S TITS- '
Jason Voorhees: Jason doesn't really cuddle him back because he is not physically affectionate- but this is his brother and he loves him, so he very calmly gives his back a pat. Like yeah I got you. You alright? Did someone hurt you? Does he need to kill someone?
Jennifer Check: "Oh, god, Bubba- you stink like raw meat left out in the sun marinating in ass sweat all fucking day- let me go!"
Jerry Dandridge: *Sighhh* "Okay buddy bring it in, but ah... a quick one, okay? Because this is cashmere, and I have a dinner date- "
Michael Myers: Oh Bubba you have nerve. He doesn't move, obviously, but um... he is not pleased.
Pamela Voorhees: True class, here. She doesn't even flinch, gives him a pat on the back and a smile, and offers him a cookie. He's a good boy, just like her Jason.
Patrick Bateman: *So so close to flipping out... standing there stiff as a board with Bubba squeezing him... eye twitching... *
Pennywise: *Alarms Bubba by reciprocating and wrapping his arms around... and around... and around and around and around Bubba until he's basically ensnared by elongated clown arms, cackling.*
Stu Macher: Initiates the hug. Chucks his arms out, like, "C'MERE, BUBBA! GIMMIE THAT SNUGGLE." Look, Stu is over the moon to meet his idols XDD I mean, he'd prefer to get a hug outta Michael or Freddy... but that seems unlikely... so he is getting that cuddle outta Bubba XD
Tiffany Valentine: Just thinking 'What would Martha Stuart do, what would Martha Stuart do, what would Martha Stuart do- '
The fact that srsandcleans bf is now trying to gaslight me into thinking DID naturally makes you a proshipper/probs pedo but deleted the LAST TWO responses is like….
Just know if you actually do this age up canonically minor/highschool/barely legal characters to get some weird ass DID alters that are borderline pedophilic in nature you’re not helping the DID community you’re just giving way to help demonize the community more and also you give off the same vibe as THIS
Do better
And no DID isn’t an excuse to be a borderline pedo cause holy shit that’s actually fucking scary
Based on this og post https://www.tumblr.com/peachyfuck18/719665716940488704/sam-carpenter-chibiusasailor-chibi-moon
I made a while back but now I decided to be more trans-inclusive and made Billy, Donnie and Patrick trans girls/women so enjoy!
So got blocked by a bitchy ex friend of mine. Love getting blocked and to have a poll about me cause he’s probably a two sided bitch. Sorry I tried to be friends with you but ok just be a high school bully cause you’re immature af. And you know what sorry I sent you posts just wanting to talk but you know. Go fuck yourself you spineless ass jellyfish. And I actually like jellyfish so I’m sorry I’m using their name as an insult
“How would you describe yourself in four characters”
Me af:
Yes I’m fucked up I know
@i-used-to-wear-the-fedora @nonbinarycaitlyn @its-a-goddamn-ass-race