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Lance: Have you noticed how hot your little sister has gotten?

Matt: *glares*

Lance: BECAUSE I HAVE NOT

Love ya too hon <3

Rayla: Shit! Callum, you’re hurt!

Callum: Rayla, it’s just a paper cut.

Rayla: Who did this to you? I will stab them.

Callum: Rayla nO-

Wanna play moomoo

nnnNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

I had a new genshin dream! This time with Zhongli as my dad!

I don't remember much, but I know that I was referred to as a "titan" Because I was half god and half human. And sadly, in that dream he was the kind of father who's never around. But hey, I'm used to it xD

~Minx

This is my daily post quota lol

Alright. This isn't a request anymore mihoyo. Give me the free housing and let me dream about genshin PLEASE- Nick-naming you "titan" is so cute??

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I'm gonna be honest. I really want to write a Zhongli + Adepti reader situation. It's mainly to feed the inner family dynamic and the fact we're getting another adepti [yanfei is an adepti right?] and literally all of them need a hug. Or a group therapy session. Either one works.

I'm just gonna spitball for a hot minute but Guizhong adopting you when you were still a baby adeptus (just roll with me on this one okay?) and forcing Morax to learn how to handle children with all his awkwardness? He tries to throw you into the air, because he's seen humans do that to their kids, but forgets to catch you and you face plant into the ground. At first, he doesn't really care for this baby adeptus. There's a god damn war going on right now. But when Guizhong passes away, you're technically the only family he has left. While he has the other adepti's and yaksha's, he's never seen them as an actual family because he's emotionally constipated. But now he's starting to understand Guizhong's empathy and wow, have I unlocked the achievement of fatherly protectiveness?? His teaching methods are highly questionable. Cloud retainer is on constant mother hen mode because of this and how no Morax, rocks are not something you feed to a child!! Given how Xiao believes that if you are ever facing a problem, the only logical solution is to beat it into submission, says a lot about Morax's parenting style.

As soon as the war ends and he adopts his Zhongli persona, he's still a really awkward father figure. He tries his best, reading up on parental books, trying to baby Xiao or Ganyu. They know that Zhongli is just trying his best but the comparison of the War God Morax and awkward Dad Zhongli is too much for them. Although Xiao and Ganyu take a lot of secret pride when you call them "big sister/brother" and they are weak. You could literally get away with murder and only receive a good pat on the head.

Also. I want to see Zhongli dad jokes. This isn't a request anymore. I want him to either make the most obscure "literally no one would understand this unless they were a Liyue historian" reference jokes, or the classic "Hi hungry, I'm dad".

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But that ends my brainrot before I make this a 20k word fic. I have no idea if people would be interested in this but I'm always down to continue the brainrot later. I appreciate Dad Zhongli.

I also just want an excuse to write more protective Zhongli + Xiao when I inevitably turn this into a Childe x Adepti Reader but shhh.

@hydroflare964 hey check this out bruh

Fresh: I turned out fine.

Error: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Fresh: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!

Lol me too bruh

(insp.)

Techno: [is very adversed to making friends after what happened]

Ranboo: [gifts him a new axe of peace]

Techno:

techno: I just got betrayed by one of like, three people on this smp that I called my friend. I'm done trusting that easily, I'm done making friends with people who haven't explicitly proven themself to be trustworthy and loyal

ranboo: hey um, heres a replacement axe of peace. I'm sorry that you lost it

techno: little man what did I just say? anyways do you want a blue bed or a green bed, and would you like help decorating your new house? need any food or weapons?

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Hecc ya

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