Hecc Ya

Hecc ya

This is my game show meme

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The sides as F.R.I.E.N.D.S quotes

Roman: You know, when you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting. You know that rush?

Virgil: No.

Roman:

Virgil: No, see, when I first meet somebody, it’s, uh, it’s mostly panic, anxiety and a… great deal of sweating.

Patton: Where’s Virgil?

Deceit: Virgil ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him.

Patton:

Deceit: Do you think that was wrong?

Patton, hugging Logan: Oh, hi.

Logan: Hi.

Virgil, reaching to hug someone: Oh…

Virgil, hugging the air: Oh, no, wait a minute. I have no one.

Roman: It hurts my Roman’s apple.

Logan: For the last time, it’s not named after each individual man.

Patton: Where is he?

Roman, yelling from a rooftop: I’m engaged! I’m engaged!

Virgil: Yeah, he’s been out there for twenty minutes. I’m surprised you didn’t hear him on the way over.

Patton: Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, “I’m gay! I’m gay!”

Virgil, to Deceit: First you lied, right? Then you lied about lying. Then you lied about lying about lying. So, before you lie about lying about lying… about lying… about…

Virgil: Stop lying!

Patton: Do you remember the time── *begins laughing uncontrollably*

Patton: …You don’t remember?

Virgil: I’m a… I’m a lone wolf.

Virgil: A loner. Alone.

Virgil: All alone. Forever.

Virgil: What’s a wolf got to do to get a hug around here?

Logan: Okay, yeah, I love Patton! I have loving feelings for Patton. But does that mean I’m in love with him? No──

Logan: Oh my god. I’m in love with Patton.

Logan: Why didn’t you guys tell me?

Roman: We thought you knew…

Patton: Hey, I cook!

Logan: Offering people gum is not cooking.

Virgil: You’re so annoying.

Roman: You still love me though.

Virgil: Doesn’t make you any less annoying.

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peachy-teapot

4 years ago

I had a new genshin dream! This time with Zhongli as my dad!

I don't remember much, but I know that I was referred to as a "titan" Because I was half god and half human. And sadly, in that dream he was the kind of father who's never around. But hey, I'm used to it xD

~Minx

This is my daily post quota lol

Alright. This isn't a request anymore mihoyo. Give me the free housing and let me dream about genshin PLEASE- Nick-naming you "titan" is so cute??

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I'm gonna be honest. I really want to write a Zhongli + Adepti reader situation. It's mainly to feed the inner family dynamic and the fact we're getting another adepti [yanfei is an adepti right?] and literally all of them need a hug. Or a group therapy session. Either one works.

I'm just gonna spitball for a hot minute but Guizhong adopting you when you were still a baby adeptus (just roll with me on this one okay?) and forcing Morax to learn how to handle children with all his awkwardness? He tries to throw you into the air, because he's seen humans do that to their kids, but forgets to catch you and you face plant into the ground. At first, he doesn't really care for this baby adeptus. There's a god damn war going on right now. But when Guizhong passes away, you're technically the only family he has left. While he has the other adepti's and yaksha's, he's never seen them as an actual family because he's emotionally constipated. But now he's starting to understand Guizhong's empathy and wow, have I unlocked the achievement of fatherly protectiveness?? His teaching methods are highly questionable. Cloud retainer is on constant mother hen mode because of this and how no Morax, rocks are not something you feed to a child!! Given how Xiao believes that if you are ever facing a problem, the only logical solution is to beat it into submission, says a lot about Morax's parenting style.

As soon as the war ends and he adopts his Zhongli persona, he's still a really awkward father figure. He tries his best, reading up on parental books, trying to baby Xiao or Ganyu. They know that Zhongli is just trying his best but the comparison of the War God Morax and awkward Dad Zhongli is too much for them. Although Xiao and Ganyu take a lot of secret pride when you call them "big sister/brother" and they are weak. You could literally get away with murder and only receive a good pat on the head.

Also. I want to see Zhongli dad jokes. This isn't a request anymore. I want him to either make the most obscure "literally no one would understand this unless they were a Liyue historian" reference jokes, or the classic "Hi hungry, I'm dad".

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But that ends my brainrot before I make this a 20k word fic. I have no idea if people would be interested in this but I'm always down to continue the brainrot later. I appreciate Dad Zhongli.

I also just want an excuse to write more protective Zhongli + Xiao when I inevitably turn this into a Childe x Adepti Reader but shhh.

Guys. GUYS.

MCC 8 Favourite Quotes - Pink Parrot edition!

Techno: ‘Yee Phil! …wait I don’t like this guy. Go Pink Parrots, am I right?’

Dream: ‘The chicken has FLY HACKS! RIGGED!!

Michael: ‘You need to move, Rendog, you are old and you are in my way.

Burren: ‘What are you doing, Michael?’ Michael: ‘I’m DYING, Burren!”

*discussing how Dream got his minecraft name* Techno: This is actually how they got the idea for the manhunt series, as he was hunting down the guy with the Dream account. We’re never gonna hear about that guy again.”

Michael: ‘I’m not looking anywhere, I just believe in faith.’

Dream: ‘I just got a dunker!’ Techno: ‘Kill your friends.’

*multiple people using their special actions at vote* Dream: ‘What’s happening?! There is a whole Yu-gi-oh game going down there!!’

Dream: ‘Somebody now is like “I thought Dream was the number one minecraft player, until Techno carried him in Sands of Time”’.

Burren: ‘So I didn’t want to say, but until dodgeball I was playing with a blindfold.’ Michael: ‘And then at dodgeball he put on another blindfold!’

And the one that summarizes the event: