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😯Whoops 👨👩👧👦 All ⚔Swords ⚔
Sigh..... PVPciv weapons genetics
I would like to preface this by saying FUCK YOU PEPPER!!!
it all started with this stupid set of messages....
And with that... we have.... the PVPciv genetics post... begin...
Alright so first off the dominance chart.
Swords are implied to be common enough to farm for durability, even at wood level where their only worth 59 points vs the unenchanted bows 384, tridents 250, and wood axes 59 (same as swords). Additionally, axes are fundamentally the same as swords and even have access to material upgrades in the same way swords do, implying that there's something specific that makes swords the better farming option. (Outside of potential lore things we might learn more about in season 2). With that, we make swords M (dominant) and axes m (reccesive) , the M standing for melee.
As swords are the most common, with axes being the other melee gene, we can infer that ranged combat has an incomplete dominance with melee, meaning if the offspring is heterozygous melee-ranged, they display the melee gene and not the ranged gene. Because tridents are rarer in game and have lower durability, ive decided to make them recessive to bows. We'll make bows R and tridents r, for ranged.
We have two potential leftover groups now. Crossbows, who we havent heard about in cannon, and as such im putting down as a theoretical gene, "c", and shields who i fucking hate.
Alright so shields? what the FUCK is up with shields??? So theres clearly less of them than swords in the sword faction, implying rarity, HOWEVER we have no idea if their in the other factions??? so are they super rare? are they so common their in every group?? are they like a middle ground??? what the FUCK is up with them???
So we have two possibilities here. Either their Dominant over every other gene, or Recessive to every other gene. I fucking hate them. Making them D/d for defense. fucking assholes.
Alright fucking tree time bitches!!! the fun part!!! i am completely ignoring sex as a factor it dosent exist you cant make it ok i have an entier rant about it and i refuse to get into minecraft player biology any more than i have to here. I will post that shit later and link it but now is not the time your here for weapons genetics and your getting that and only that.
Time to break this fucking thing down. Alright so Full square is homozygous, half n half is heterozygous. Dominant/visible trait on the right. Color key top right. Also, for the sake of not having "whoops all swords" i picked the most recessive/bottom left corner of my puntte squares, we cool? So we have one of each pairing , ignoring sheilds and crossbows. Sword-Axe, Sword-Bow, ect ect.
First up, Sword Axe and Sword bow. we have two swords, each with their non-sword parents weapon being carried.
Similar story here, exept we have one sword and one axe, both carrying the trident gene.
And this ones Axe-bow, With the axe carrying the bow gene and the bow carrying the trident gene.
Onto gen two, we get a little silly here, and my comment about how the squares work comes into play.
Our homozygous sword couple ends up making an axe! This is through god-meddling though, and they actually have a 75% chance of making another sword. Another set of Sword-axe and Sword-Bow, but there is a chance for a homozygous Sword here.
This couple had twin tridents! for my sake... this project is a big enough mess as it is and i needed two squares so they get two.
And our last gen 2 couple, axe-bow and bow-trident. They get a beutiful baby bow, carrying trident.
Gen 3 bay thank god its almost over
Our first trident twin gets married to the Axe here, and they end up with a bow! just like peepaw, wow, amazing.
And our second trident twin here ends up with another full-trident.
Now, for funsies, heres the chart but with me picking the top right/most dominant gene square and to show you what i meant by "whoops all swords"
As you can see, their all fucking swords. exept for that one singular axe in gen 3. Whos kid is a sword. Their all swords. all of them. No wonder these bitches getting farmed good got they ate every other gene.
#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u
What is the first song on your Spotify Wrapped that has a type of animal in the title? What is the first song that has someone's name in the title?
i wanna know everyones #13 song on their wrapped playlist
uhhh parkciv ate my brain so i jumped for the cringeass yaoi
EDIT: minecraft but i read yuri in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION (this comic is loosely based on this fic ↓) https://archiveofourown.org/works/59668831/comments/839813416
I saw a doomed yaoi in a math graphic 📉📈
Am I cooked? 😰
Im making a kakoshnik embroidered with beads.
I just started planing everything with sharpies and my hands are already green.
God help
Bruh
Happy Halloween🎃
I don't celebrate it but I have made a mask for artschool's event , so I guess I'll post it later.
I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
Attempting too
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
Happy condescending online man day everyone 🎉🎉🎉
condescending online man day
Happy Halloween🎃
I don't celebrate it but I have made a mask for artschool's event , so I guess I'll post it later.
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
I GOT RICKROLL FOR A GENDER
Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
A fortnight hath passed and I hath written nothing
How do I not forget about posting a race reference
I have a few already made for like a year or so
Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
God, I wanna make Fierce Diety mask so bad, help
I need 14 hours of sleep to function at least a little bit beter
How do I not forget about posting a race reference
I have a few already made for like a year or so
Da fishe
la bota
I'm a fan of games that I've never played
@tashacee
@dooblebugss
@cynautica
@r-yuba
@phantasmalbeans
(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself
@escapetheslaughter
@ugly-astral-taurus
@bees-official
@gremlininthedark
@bloodmoon-da-idiot
@multifandomcutie13 )
Was teaching kids with bestie in my school today for the Teachers day, on the break drew a furry on the blackboard and he was repeatedly asking me to erase it like I drew a giant dick in front of children.
He said that some children took photos of me drawing it, and they could send it to antifurry chats for people to hunt me down or smt.
Kyle, Kondrat and Dorzo chilling, walking in some mall, and Kyle notices an anime shop and runs off to it. The other two join him in looking around.
Dorzo notices a merch with his favorite anime/idol and starts showing it to others. He buys a treat from an anime (something like Sukuna's finger) and explains the lore and characters from that anime an why he thinks its cool. And he opens it and it looks like shit and nothing like the original.
Dorzo's disappointed but the other two are laughing their heads off.
Kittykittykitty
hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?
i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her
I think I will try to upload notes about From the future with hello, because I have no idea what im supposed to show you all (a.k.a 1,5 people who probably read this). So I'll just give you a thing I wrote in past 5 minutes about taste perception across different races ig
Friendly - bland food, no spices in the snow desert really. Can't physically comprehend spicy food, will cry and get red after eating a tiny pepper. Mostly soups and fried over fire meat, maybe berries but rarely.
Fish - good at tasting, but have very little variety in their food. Eat different eggs (bird, sea things, shrimp), mostly raw but can be cooked over hot bubbles in places with high volcanic activity. Seagrass and small sea creatures.
Demon - their food is pretty, has big variety, but its mostly made out of corn like veggie and greens/fruits. Are very weak to spicy food, a normal sized pepper can cause a lot of harm. Pretty bland taste vise. Can fry and bake but its not popular.
Sand demons - taste perception is the same as their more coastal siblings. Have more fried things and juicy fruits. Dried meat is very popular. Less greens though, and no corn.
Birds - they eat nuts, bugs and small lizards. Can eat egg of said lizards. Have no way of cooking things (very flammable feathers), but they like what they have.
Catmen - Are okay with spices, mostly fried or baked things. Meat mostly imported from mountains dried out. A lot of berries. Have cones that are used to make bread like things and pastry. Dishes are kinda spicy?
Lizzard - have poor perception of sweet and sour. Mostly just meat with some insects. Don't care for taste that much, but mostly salty.
Northy lizzards - pretty much the same but more tasty leaves and insects. Insects can be fried over the fire and snacked on.
Names for these race are mostly place holder for some time before I can came up with better names, they'll probably be in Latin. Dorzo is a friendly, tall violet-skinned people with shark tails (yeah it sounds awful ik), Kondrat is a demon, short black people with horns and twisty tails (it sound even worse), Chi'ir is a catman, very gender cat-neko-kinda-furry-people?
It sounds really weird and bad now that I've texted it all here, sorry ig.
ive decided big man's name real name is Roger Manta. Manta because he's from the Manta clan from that one sunken scroll. Roger because its funny