I Finished Writing My Fanfic!

The idea of OptimusxBlue Cop smut is not leaving my head, help.

I want to bite the circuit board and crunch it like a fucking candy.

MANKIND IS DEAD

BLOOD IS FUEL

HELL IS FULL

BABA IS YOU

I found out that Splatoon has an analog of twitch and I drew Biohazards as streamers, but I think they would kill each other on their first stream.

They started fighting because of monopoly

Kyle, Kondrat and Dorzo chilling, walking in some mall, and Kyle notices an anime shop and runs off to it. The other two join him in looking around.

Dorzo notices a merch with his favorite anime/idol and starts showing it to others. He buys a treat from an anime (something like Sukuna's finger) and explains the lore and characters from that anime an why he thinks its cool. And he opens it and it looks like shit and nothing like the original.

Dorzo's disappointed but the other two are laughing their heads off.

I hath convinc'd my family to play it. Most were happy.

My father said that it takes too long, but I think it's because he's an oldass and it was getting late.

Im bringing my card holding Homunculus to the family gathering.

Wish me luck in trying to convince someone to play my board game.

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

I didn't thought through worldwalkers' biology in loloformers au at all.

I can make all worldwalkers into seekers thus giving them all an ability to travel (not to different planets but whatever) or I can give them all a new organ that creates a groundbridge to a different location.

Seeker route

+ I dont alter the tf lore too much

+ It's more balanced

-Worldwalkers cant travel to different planets (depends on an altmode)

+ That way worldwalkers can live, without being hunted down (before the war at least)

Groundbridge organ

+They all can travel like in loloverse

+ A little bit closer to an actual OIDT*

-NOT BALANCED AT ALL. This is so fucking powerful, all worldwalkers would be hunted down and turned into living groundbridges and experimented on

-Alters cybertronian biology and lore

+More Lololore complaint

-If its natural then there would be lore complications, if its not natural than someone had to make it and implant into Lo and John in their early life (OIDT* is important to their character I think)

-Groundbridges are very technically complicated and are very energy-intensive, so worldwalkers either have to have a very strong spark or to consume an enormous amount of energy/energon after each teleport

*Organ of InterDimensional Travel (originally it's called a spark, but cybertronians already have a spark so we gotta stick with a long acronym)

“there is no furniture in his house/apartment” is objectively the funniest headcanon you can assign to a fictional character

"... , a new rock band formed in Inkopolis' suburbs by various poisonous sea creatures. Recently they picked up a new mysterious member and their popularity rose up. They make melancholic music without any musical education.

Tsuretsu - sea urchin with sharp tongue. Plays drums with his spikes, a new trend that arose within the spiky community. Rumors say that a year gap between recent albums was because of his alcoholism. His catchy voice will be as hard to get out of your head as getting his spikes from your skin.

Ayunna - read lionfish with a talent for guitar. She used to live in the chaos city, Splastvile. Her charming rhymes will leave you as breathless as her poison. The most beautiful of the band.

Connie - a shy cone snail from the southern region. They don't talk much and their vocals are never heard in any song, but their synth carries melodies from their homeland. No one knows how their face looks like. Their kiss would kill instantly.

Mizu - an inkling with a past unknown to us. She recently joined to the band and it improved significantly since that. We don't know about them much but looks like they either have a skin disease or they are somehow related to a recently returned DJ, Deadfish."

A piece from an article about indie bands in Inkadia.